Colton Thomas

I have a good time. And I travel.

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https://t.co/3khpogl4Ef #iLoveTheBurg #DTSP #StPete #KeepStPeteLocal #Comedy

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OK guys this is my last tweet until I'm paid to tweet or I'm famous. It's been real, it's been fun, but honestly not much of either.

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Well- I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm heading to Dubai on business in February ✈️✈️✈️So I must be doing something right

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getting that travel itch real hard. might have to just up and leave one of these days... where to start

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Wondering about my life purpose among other heavy shit the Monday after #EDCOrlando

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@KmHumps wish you were coming to EDC Orlando. I could cry... 😭😭😭 you around Sunday? 🙏🙏🙏

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Let us remember FL has a governor that refused to walk on stage at a debate because his opponent set up a fan below his podium #FTW

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"This country was bought and paid for years ago"- George Carlin. Great election night...

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Hey. Vote. That shits important.

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“@peacelovekp: @Colton_Thomas45 I miss youuuu 😊”<------ this girl

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Legs are so sore. Danced my booty off last night. It was perfect.

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RIP to scary halloween. A cordial welcome and high-five to slutty Halloween!

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I just really wanna see a super fat guy as a spartan from 300 for Halloween.

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8 hrs work, 4 hr drive until I arrive home to a new iPhone 6 😍😍😍then promptly throwing this one on the highway.

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Hey St. Pete dwellers! Tell me the funnest things to do this Friday and Saturday. It's halloweekend and I got no plans. Hit a brotha up.

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My co-worker is currently whispering at a dull roar while skyping with his wife. #GetAClue

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After what feels like decades in the tech world; my cracked-screen, slow-working, shit-eating phone will finally be replaced by an iPhone 6

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If you unfriend/unfollow me on all forms of social media: You're a basic bitch. Although I suppose I am too for noticing.

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For some reason I just thought of Kappa Karnival. I can't wait.

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#TGIMFF