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@coltonwelch on all the other platforms too

[Old Man Otos @otos_austin]

Hello everyone! we made it across the finish line and I will be the next Mayor of the Ketchikan Gateway Borough. 🙂

[c @Coltonwelch]

heads up I do not plan on contributing more content here. it was a great 15 years until it wasn't 😭
I will still be here liking posts until sports reporters migrate elsewhere because of fantasy sports. Find me on other social media for actual thoughts or keep in touch otherwise!

[c @Coltonwelch]

Everything really is gonna be just awful

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

please keep scrolling. they actually stop counting votes if you stop scrolling

[c @Coltonwelch]

Wednesday Addams? What's next, Thursday Addams?

[c @Coltonwelch]

@AlaskaAir GIVE US BACK THE PEANUTS

[Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle]

Happy Native American Heritage Month!

The month when we are slightly less invisible than we are the rest of the year.

[c @Coltonwelch]

@otos_austin You've been in NOLA if you haven't had something good to eat that's on you

[c @Coltonwelch]

People focus on trick or treat but they've lost track of smell my feet

[OUT OF SERVICE @noahsbwilliams]

I fundamentally believe Jill Stein is a bad faith actor based on this.

If you oppose ranked choice voting as a third party candidate, your purpose isn’t to win. It’s to help someone else.

[c @Coltonwelch]

Halloween tomorrow and I'm going to wear the same octopus costume I've worn for like 5 of the last 9 years

[c @Coltonwelch]

Seahawks shit the fuckin bed but everything I've eaten this weekend has been incredible

[c @Coltonwelch]

Football game was objectively terrible but I had a great time

[c @Coltonwelch]

Kony 2024

[c @Coltonwelch]

So weary

[c @Coltonwelch]

I love holiday road but that t mobile commercial is ruining it

[c @Coltonwelch]

If I were a scorpion I would sting somebody and then burst into tears

[c @Coltonwelch]

Way too many big emotions