Mom: “Don’t wind up the dog”
My Brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Me:
I miss the old days of Twitter when people used to talk so much shit on each other just for fun. Now it’s just a bunch of softies crying about shit that has nothing to do with them