Coltyn Lane

All conference bro

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

@bhill_1 Better to be pissed off than pissed on

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

So … it’s finally come to this …

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

Can’t give all the checks out at once or wal mart is gonna sell out of TVs

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

@clhendershot I’m pretty sure it’s me

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

@NFL I would fuck around and onside kick.. I’m just fucked up like that

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

@KoeWetzel The Elon Musk of country music

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

@elonmusk I’m willing to pay big money for some of the stuff you smoke.

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

I’m about to go buy scrubs and pretend I’m a doctor if I have to wear this mask

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

@yogirlLC Take it back

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

Diet Mountain Dew sucks

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

@breadwinnab Why are you guys childish enough to fight on Twitter. Everyone has an opinion and I’m not gonna say either of you are wrong but you’re calling each other out and fighting like some kids. Grown ass men in a twitter fight😂😂. The real world is gonna hurt bad

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

Pissed no one has made a fake onlyfans for me

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

@overbey_sydney @kalnewp @whitleex True

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

I can’t keep up with bentons crackheads.

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

I like people’s tik toks with 2 likes on it the least you could do is return the favor

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

@annabarefoot1 Get off Twitter and go do something then. I don’t want to hear your shit honestly.

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

@_vvuk_ @RoarTheDinosaur @RBReich When you get in a car there is a chance of crashing. When you swim there is a chance of drowning. When you riot and try to burn down the city there is a chance of your dumb ass getting fucked up. Simple.

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

@annabarefoot1 Don’t get butt hurt over everything you see on social media. It’s a joke

[Coltyn Lane @Coltyn_lane4]

Y’all should try the Area 51 raid again with all this confidence