ChristopherColumbus

[ChristopherColumbus @Columbus9214]

If I knew Donald Trump was going to be running for president I would've ended my voyage a long time ago #wearedoomed

[ChristopherColumbus @Columbus9214]

What if i'm right and North America is actually India and India is North America #mindblown

[ChristopherColumbus @Columbus9214]

Oh sure, make fun of me. Like you've never gone to the grocery store, gotten lost, and then murdered a bunch of people #lookingforIndia

[ChristopherColumbus @Columbus9214]

I did not sail the ocean blue for kids to still have school #seasick

[ChristopherColumbus @Columbus9214]

It wasn't my fault the map told me it was India and made me end up in the New World #notmyfault

[ChristopherColumbus @Columbus9214]

Looking for gold but found Indians instead #columbusluck

[ChristopherColumbus @Columbus9214]

People wouldn't have a free day if it wasn't for me #Christophercolumbusday #noschool #goodexplorer

[ChristopherColumbus @Columbus9214]

Killed many Native Americans but still got a holiday named after me #welcometoamerica

[ChristopherColumbus @Columbus9214]

India looks so much different than I thought it would #Indianselfie

[ChristopherColumbus @Columbus9214]

If I had known that one day Kim Kardashian would have 24 million followers I'm pretty sure i would have turned around #sailingWest