Falmouth man

Cornish cousin of Florida man

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

Or following Sarah with a tear 😢

[josh johnston @joshjoh96237620]

Weekends here you will find me in the boozer on the beer 🍺 Or in the toilet on the gear 👃

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

A good friend of mine would like you guys @CallyTownFC to lower him into his grave when he passes so that you can all let him down one more time 🤦‍♂️

[Callington Town FC @CallyTownFC]

Final Score @StPiranLeague @CallyTownFC 0 @StMawganFC 9 @kjmarriott57 @swsportsnews @PLsportsnews @CornwallSport

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

Today my side @Falmouth_Town take on @LiskeardAthlet1. Is it me or does this look like the worst shag, marry avoid line up you’ve ever seen?

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

Local womanizer @NickParker91 truly is the Cornish cricket equivalent to viagra, he’ll always keep you up

[Callington CC @CallingtonCC]

11 above average human beings that love chipping a cricket ball to mid on for not many. Lots of love from everyone at Callington CC! WE ARE STAYING UP!!! 💚🍻🚌

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

Odds on David James dropping his dance partner @bbcstrictly @SkyBet ?

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

Had every faith in @THE_WALTZ_ #camaaan

[AFC St Austell @AFCSTAUSTELL]

And St Austell get another soon after with @haydenturner17 unselfishly squaring the ball for sub @THE_WALTZ_ to slot home 0-4 #cornishfootball

[Falmouth Town FC @Falmouth_Town]

⚽️ | Result: Town 5-4 @DobwallsFC @JackBowyer10 ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ @MartynDuff ⚽️ 💛🖤 #Cornishfootball #SWPL
@MattFri94 @swsportsnews @Cornishfootball

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

It’s all got a bit hot under the collar by the sidelines down at @StBrewardAFC , @GunnislakeA manager @HazaSouthcott being sent off in what looks like a hands on confrontation with the opposition. Could he be #callibound?

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

3 carrot top @CallyTownFC players try to hit a target...comes as no surprise to see that they all missed

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

They pass the ball like them and now they look like them too #3blindmice 🐭🕶🕶🕶 @JamieRowlands6 @JayMartin7 @samnicholson95

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

A guy just asked me of my availability to run a team in Sheffield next week, told him i can’t manage Wednesday

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

It’s Saturday which means...
1. Goals out Gunni
@GunnislakeA
2.Tears from Lorenz @LiskeardAthlet1
3.Nigel Stephens is in the pub @c_calstock
4.Zak Horsley on the line @Pensilvafc
5.Ross Biddiss is in a bunker 🏌️‍♂️@fc_dominic
6. Liam Bryant hasn’t eaten all day @GunnislakeA

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

Is there a bigger know it all than @JayMartin7 in Cornish Football?

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

Fantastic News: My local team getting it done 🙌🏻 signing the relative of Childhood TV superstar the Crimson Chin #bignameforabiggame

[Falmouth Town FC @Falmouth_Town]

✍🏻| Signing: we are delighted to welcome @ChinnChinny back to FTFC after his short spell away from the club 💛🖤

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

Personally I predict this side to be putty in @THE_WALTZ_ hands #goalshow #fletchandthefloppers #NotMannEnough #cornishfootball

[Callington Town FC @CallyTownFC]

Today it’s @CallyTownFC V @AFCSTAUSTELL day as our 1sts meet at @therealginsters Marsh in the @swpleague while. @CallySeconds Reserves travel to Poltair Park to meet @AFCSTA_2nds in the @StPiranLeague both kick off at 3.00pm

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

The player you want to kick the most 2019 Cornish Edition...

@rlucassi @CallyTownFC
@joshsearlee @GunnislakeA
@Zak_Peely @StCleerFC
@bambi650 @StStephenAFC
Jay Fisher @PolperroAFC
@Jackpodmore2 @AfcLiskeard
@KevinMcCallion_ Whoever will take him

Which 1 gets your vote

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

@fc_dominic 2nds player @TOBYRUTHERFORD1 will be bringing a hatful of experience with him to Lovells having played with some big names throughout the early part of his career...

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

Interested to see what the Cornish locals think, is there a slower player this side of the bridge than @chapman98765

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

Reports flying in, if anyone has seen this man do contact this page and local authorities. Simon Riddle, 50 something, thought to be from the PL17 area.
He is thought to have stolen both the pride and history of local football team @fc_dominic #rodssquad #callington2016

[Falmouth man @ColumnKernow]

@GunnislakeA start their campaign strongly with a handsome looking goal difference of 24 after just two league games with summer signing Liam Bryant racking up a reported 24 assists, unreal work from the boy #duchyfootball #lakers