Alex Colville

I work in retail and I like to think I’m hilarious enough said 🤷🏼‍♀️🙃😏

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

Il be back in 2021 anybody who still follows me, this year has been a shite show and has truly broken me- but il be baaackkkk

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

@1kReasons2Fight Just smash ittttt 👀😂

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

In case your having a bad day just know I took my toothbrush to work with me 🤦🏻‍♀️ but no I’m not crazy I took my toothpaste also! this years already kicking my ass #sendhelp #idiot #ToothyTuesday 😴😴

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

@MaryPoppins2016 😬😂

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

@MaryPoppins2016 Yes- the welcome committee is a little behind please be assured we will be with you as soon as we are able we thank you for your patience and understanding at this time 🙂

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

#dearcustomer this will be the only way I’m operating in my store for the foreseeable future 🤷🏻‍♀️
#retailhell #UKlockdown

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

@TheRantyBastard Well somebody finally said it 🙌🏻

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

@MissNo_Pants Honestly I wanted to laugh from the stress usually I can deal with customers being dicks but as we are out front of the store having the deal with them screaming in our face with no back up I was worried dudes going to lose his shit and my manager just jumps out like not today!

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

So I had a #dearcustomer scream at me today.. it’s click and collect only? And of course that’s not good enough is it? So he goes off at me because he has to buy one thing or his house is going to fall down if not .. and my #dearmanager springs from nowhere
#retailhell 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

@TanyaKMaxwell @ObservingRetail We will be true historians in the future 😂

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

So England is basically grounded because we can’t obey a simple stay indoors request 😐 but my world still open as are many .. pray for us 😅 it’s going to get more crazy .. #retailhell #COVIDIDIOTS #lockdownuk

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

@TanyaKMaxwell That I can kinda understand but local food me everybody is out at the moment 🙄 parks are packed people are out on the street it’s stupid!!

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

Day two of #UKlockdown and it’s kicking off 😅 don’t worry nobody’s injured the house who it is is known for kicking off and was raided for firearms a few months ago 😅 #mylife #bored

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

@TanyaKMaxwell I work in a hardware store .. and the amount of people panic buying the stupidest of things is making me question the general IQ of the country .. who needs 20 paintbrushes ....

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

#dearcustomer STOP BEING STUPID AND SELFISH! #retailhell #COVIDIDIOTS #UKlockdown #StayAtHomeSaveLives

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

#dearcustomer .. by all means push past the 2 barriers we have in store when we have multiple notices saying it’s click and collect only to try get into store to complain we ain’t taking payments 😒 #retaillife #UKlockdown

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

Day one of lockdown.. we are still working .. and we get this 😅 #UKlockdown #retaillife

[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

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[Alex Colville @ColvilleAlex]

Before I was admitted to hospital though the best #dearcustomer had to be the one who didn’t believe we have sold out of dust masks that do nothing to stop the virus so called our head office to get them to check and calm us .. while in store 😐
#really #what #retailhell 🙃