Stuart Goldsmith

Find me @stuartgoldsmith.bsky.social
🌍 Award-winning Climate Comedian
👀 Live at the Apollo | 4th Feb 2025

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

Find or message me somewhere else, bye!

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

The climate crisis is happening now, and fossil fuels are the number one cause. Tell the UK Prime Minister: We need a global exit plan from fossil fuels #FossilFuelTreaty #EndFossilFuels #FastFairForever https://t.co/W5IUfYPIgP

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

Just popping back here to ask that you follow me at the butterfly platform linked from my profile.

Old space karen knew exactly what he was doing with the salute.

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

It's time... @RussellHoward returns!

We're talking about breaking records, selling stand-up and the world of politics.

🔎 The Comedian's Comedian Podcast
👀 Insiders: watch in full + 20m extras
🚀 Part 1 OUT NOW in podcast feeds

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

472 episodes later and still only scratching the surface, this time with @Max_Fosh!

Crafting a show “as an alternative to merch” and the conflict of success in another field without earning your stripes.

🔎 The Comedian's Comedian Podcast
👀 Insiders can WATCH + 20m extras

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

@PeteOlusoga The band Guns N Roses

[Fatiha El-Ghorri @fatihaelghorri]

Live at the Apollo
Tuesday 31/12
9.45pm
BBC2

I have no words. I dreamed of this for a long time. So grateful 🥹
If I was a musician, doing this would be like getting the xmas number 1!

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

OK maybe AI has *some* uses...

[Bryan Cheong @bryancsk]

Yap at me Muse, about this guy who was lowkey built different,
who literally couldn't stay in his lane after he absolutely demolished Troy fr fr:
He was out here vibing in everybody's cities, living in their heads rent-free,
ngl he was catching major L's on the ocean, straight up in his feels,
trying to keep himself and his squad alive and heading back to base.
But no cap, he couldn't save his boys even though he was trying so hard:
they were out here acting real smooth-brained and did themselves dirty,
absolute NPCs who had the audacity to feast on Helios's cattle—
and he said "bet" and canceled their whole return journey.
Spill the tea about all this, divine bestie, Zeus's daughter, we're all ears.

All the other mains who didn't get rekt
were chilling at home, having dipped from the war and ocean situation:
but my guy was stuck in his villain era, no wifey, no home,
'cause this baddie Calypso (she's literally a goddess btw) had him on lock
in her cave, down bad trying to get him to put a ring on it.
But when the time finally came around in this whole seasonal rotation,
when the gods were like "aight, let him head back to his crib
in Ithaca"—but he was still catching hands even there,
even with his day ones. All the gods were like "free my man,"
except Poseidon was big mad, no chill,
beefing with god-tier Odysseus before he could pull up to his ends.

But rn he was posted up with the Ethiopians in their faraway spot,
(they're like split in two groups btw, absolute edge of the map type energy),
some where the sun dips, others where it does its little morning slay,
collecting his W in the form of mad bulls and sheep.
Man's was living his best life at the function, meanwhile all the other gods
were having a whole vibe check up in Zeus's crib on Olympus.
That's when the GOAT of gods and humans started spitting facts:
'cause he was thinking about that guy Aegisthus (absolute W person btw),
who got unalived by Orestes (Agamemnon's son, kind of a big deal):
thinking about all that, he started throwing shade to the immortal squad:

[Chris Kent @chriskentcomic]

Watch my brand new special on @YouTube 👇🏻

https://t.co/5Jio52mywB

[hero thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

we’re opening one gift on christmas eve and my dad got me this. I’ve been questioning him for 10 minutes and he won’t say how he picked this

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Hello @Keir_Starmer I hope you’re having a good start to Christmas . I didn’t know who else to write to so I’m hoping you can help . Please make some calls & get this poor woman out of prison for Christmas . This doesn’t reflect well on the UK . Thanks #loveactually Please RT

@DavidLammy @AngelaRayner @Ed_Miliband

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

Find someone who looks at you as lovingly as me staring into @TomScott's eyes during a live @LateralCast! ♥️

Full episode with myself, @BecHillComedian and @LizzySkrzypiec is OUT NOW in podcast feeds.

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

It's a Christmas miracle!

[Lateral with Tom Scott @lateralcast]

EPISODE 115 [LIVE]: Pants on fire. Featuring Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian), Stuart Goldsmith (@ComComPod) and @LizzySkrzypiec. Recorded at the @TheClaphamGrand as part of @CheerfulPodFest. Listen via any podcast provider or https://t.co/4Ihygki7qu. [📷 @pushgilbey]

[Covie @covie_93]

Calling him President Elon Musk is the quickest way to get rid of him.

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

The master of the one-liner, @TheMiltonJones returns!

We talk the perception of one-liners, evolving your persona, the journey of a national touring show and faith in comedy.

🔎 The Comedian's Comedian Podcast
👀 Insiders can watch + 20m extras
🚀 OUT NOW in podcast feeds

[Vix Leyton 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @VixLeyton]

Schwartz taking us for absolute mugs here.

[Weirdos Comedy @WeirdosComedy]

This Friday.
One night only.
THE WEIRDOS PANTO returns to @bloomstheatre
A comedy institution.
A ridiculous evening.
Songs, props, ridiculous characters, space!
Book now
https://t.co/M1zRCzysV3

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

@MattHighton I'm quite boring. But I think of this particular blog alllll the time.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

One of the cruelest hoaxes ever played is that these drugged out broligarchs are geniuses of some kind.

In reality, these are mid-IQ mediocre incels with Asperger’s who were raised to be psychopaths willing to lie, cheat & defraud their way to stealing America’s resources.