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code monkey / court jester

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I was a personality fire

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Three dollars a day and it comes every day

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@kylekuzma Kyle Kuzma the A16Z associate?

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@shivkanthb Nice, I've always wanted my private conversations with my closest friends to be monetized for the benefit of parasitic illegal gambling apps. Do you think you could add a slot machine to game pigeon too?

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@cookinquack "All this realignment is a great opportunity for SMU to join a power four conference. They’ll be in the Big 12 right?"

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@runesword1 do goblins count as people

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@LeahDohertyTV Why is our Assistant GM French?

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@runesword1 Opening a second front by starting a brigand cult

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@escapefrommelos Need my Claude voice mode to sound like this

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@LinkofSunshine I asked a girl what Boeing model she would be on a third date

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@CrankyFed The Spanish are Irish who know they have to live

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@michaeljknowles how'd you make the green screen be 3D like that

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@taydotfun can you make a glare mode that simulates working outside

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@mansourtarek_ @Alfred_Lin @matthuang @aleximm @luanalopeslara @_charlienoyes @abhishekm1636 the hobbits if they turned the Shire into an illegal casino

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@BrooksAustinBA Clearly a WR. They need to stop making them play TE to avoid paying them what they are due!

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@DailyLoud this was my best tweet ever

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@DailyLoud large neutron collider at CERN

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@ShaneTuttleNCAA This is how some of you uncs look still hitting the clubs

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@runesword1 Craig Norwood

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@runesword1 Every Wikipedia article about Chinese antiquity

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@ZachBrowne Probably the highest anyone has ever been

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@EVillageVillain These look like pretty tame lineup conditions to me