Edward Morales

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@JokePrompt What's odorless, but still stinks? The New York Jets. @jokeprompt and #jokeprompt

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@jokedoctor I'm sorry Jerry. Looks like you contracted my luck.

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@JokePrompt What's the difference between TVs in the 70s and present day TVs? In the 70s, you watched TV and now, the TV watches you. #jokeprompt @jokeprompt #jokeprompt

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@jokedoctor LOL! Sup coach.

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@libertytarian David. The Mad Max scenario has already begun. According to NBC news, a woman’s body was found in a refrigerator. Which begs the question: how high is the price of meat getting that you have a woman in the fridge?
https://t.co/ZYQKrk1YHM

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@JokePrompt I always like it when old timers refer to hookers as ladies of the night, like they aren't selling their bushes before 6:00 PM. #jokeprompt @jokeprompt #jokeprompt

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@JokePrompt According to NBC news, there was a woman’s body found in a refrigerator. Which begs the question: how high is the price of meat getting that you have a woman in the fridge? #jokeprompt @jokeprompt #jokeprompt

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@JokePrompt Scientists in Brooklyn aren’t sure, but their theories on why we sleep range from conserving energy to not having to listen to people's bullsh*t for eight hours. #jokeprompt @jokeprompt #jokeprompt

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@JokePrompt I'm not stupid. That's why I don't think it's fair that the Army has to risk their lives, while Navy sailors spend their time dancing with construction workers, police officers and Native Americans at the YMCA. #jokeprompt @JokePrompt #dailyjokeprompt

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@JokePrompt Do you ever wonder what Ronald MacDonald's childhood must have been like, that he decided to dress up as a clown and create a burger joint? #jokeprompt @JokePrompt #dailyjokeprompt

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@libertytarian The point of a debt ceiling is to raise our owners further up the pyramid because our ceiling is their floor.

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@joncoopertweets I want to wake up in a country where congressmen love children more than special interest group money.

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@RealCandaceO The new cover story is that 'The holidays are a peak time for heart attacks'. I personally, agree with this and I believe it's being caused by Pfizer Claus.

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@WJReid3 I had taser rectal surgery. The way I figure it: the cop who arrested me and performed the surgery, either had really bad aim or really good aim.

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@jokedoctor There's also good news for those who are afraid of heights, the flying motorcycle runs on fecal matter.

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@JoeToplyn In NYC, criminals never get prosecuted. For example, today the NYPD were investigating a burglary at a Best Buy, but even with video evidence of the crime, they'll never catch me. (I'm one of your former students. I always look forward to reading your jokes, Joe. You're awesome)

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@JokePrompt The Pope is such a baseball fan, he ends every prayer with, "In the name of the father, son and the Los Angeles Angels. Amen." @jokeprompt
and #jokeprompt

[Daily Joke Prompt @JokePrompt]

Today is Nov 21, 2021! Your #jokeprompt is:

baseball

Don't forget to include @jokeprompt and #jokeprompt

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@JVR926 I think they're being Godly because if there's one thing God would want my unvaccinated ass to do on a Sunday, it's sleep in, binge watch football and eating potato chips off my chest hairs. Amen.

[Edward Morales @ComEddie6]

@Millie__Weaver Knowing NBC, they probably tried to photograph the jury while they were using the restroom.