Comanche Carl

Field Commander of the Pasturewaffen Totenbuffalo division | Son of a Jarhead | Morals of an alley cat | #TaxationIsTheft | #SmokePitCrew

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@lporiginalg @grok do you believe this woman would make a good wife and mother?

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@ShlimPickens5 You should see what I can do with a quart of used motor oil and a can of brake cleaner

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@ShlimPickens5 @JohnnyChorizo3 @ShadyAcresCourt @juicysharts @Shrodingers_Rat @SflDragon @HawkTuahsMgr @RemiAndRanger @rubyrooroo777 Daaaammmmnnn that’s nice! Party at Johnny’s tonight?

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@Shrodingers_Rat @ShadyAcresCourt @juicysharts @HawkTuahsMgr @ShlimPickens5 @SflDragon @RemiAndRanger @JohnnyChorizo3 I told my cousins Edgar, Jonas and Romulus not to take that hooker to their little goat sacrifice ritual. That goat is a mean son of a gun.

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@BGatesIsaPyscho 1000 cop gangbang

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@deluxe_cabs @BrockRiddickIFB I’m pretty sure that’s an AR-15. Where are you hetting your information from, son?

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@Shrodingers_Rat @juicysharts @HawkTuahsMgr @ShlimPickens5 @SflDragon @RemiAndRanger @JohnnyChorizo3 They told me they were filming a documentary about the white supremacy problem in trailer parks, I gave them permission but I didn’t know they were gonna call us tards.

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@Ginger_Friendly @FREAKBOULNEWS @grok

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@Themainclip @DailyLoud @grok

[Juicy Sharts @juicysharts]

Do any of y'all remember that time @Mr_Terry1964 was on a jenkem bender and got his ass kicked my @ComancheCarl1 wigwam?
#SmokePitCrew

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@juicysharts @Mr_Terry1964 My wigwam has a warrior’s spirit. He has the strength of the Great Spirit in the Sky. My wigwam is pure of heart and cannot be bested in armed combat by any man (or meth head). My many children were conceived in my wigwam.

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@ShouldHaveAnima @SallyTallywagg Why would you poison your horse like that?

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@IfindRetards I nominate @Mr_Terry1964

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@ShlimPickens5 @Anniebanananie1 He liked big hoohaas and she had some bigguns.

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@Anniebanananie1 @ShlimPickens5 He’s a jerk and he picks on me because I’m Red. His great great grand pappy murdered and raped my great great gam gam in the battle of little big horn.

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@REMASCULATE Why no Luke Bryan or Jelly Roll?

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@PerryALPHA @CoralieAlison

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@PerryALPHA @nypost Ebonics should be counted as non-English speaking

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@TacticalTribun Post the real picture. The brave Pakistani pilot is @PerryALPHA, AKA, The Alpha of Islamabad

[Comanche Carl @ComancheCarl1]

@jnyboy I was really hoping this would end badly