Comatose Jeb

I defend our great nation from lobbyists & their friends Jeb!, the worst traitor in US history @speakerryan, lying SOB #LyinTed and THE WORST of all @MarcoRubio

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

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[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

I just saved $1.50 on Promised Land milk. Click here to get the #coupon too! https://t.co/N9UOPn6CgO

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

If Douchebags like Ben are not deported soon, I will no longer be proud to be an American. Let’s get the #ICE to deport this loser! https://t.co/Qj9DWRr2OX

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

Sorry loser, his approval rating is <%40. Maybe you should watch something other than FOX OR extricate your head from your own asshole. https://t.co/Zh3GfK4P1m

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

Hey dipshit @realDonadTrump - 14 questions from Mueller deal with collusion. It’s time for you to stop lying and go to prison. https://t.co/zbPlG8qHmZ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It would seem very hard to obstruct justice for a crime that never happened! Witch Hunt!

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

@pbonn1989 is so stupid he doesn’t even know what the attorney-client privilege is. He is just a sheep watching Fox News and vomiting it back up on Twitter. People like him are why America is going down the tubes- bitter at life because they’re so fucking stupid https://t.co/jStAtqvWu8

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

Why hasn’t @HouseCracka been exposed and deported yet? Let’s kick this piece of shit troll out of our good country. Come on, get him! https://t.co/cBbHST0ZIV

[Oligarch Kabuki @HouseCracka]

Remember it was the Syrian rebels who were armed by Barack Obama Hillary Clinton John Kerry John McCain Lindsey Graham the Syrian rebels turned out to be Isis.

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

I am officially reporting @CorrectWinger to the #ICE for immediate deportation. He has failed (or passed, if you prefer) the complete fucking idiot test. You’re too stupid to be an American https://t.co/DcS18e8bSM

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

@CorrectWinger should be banned from Twitter (and life) for being a pathetically stupid sub-human being. This deplorable suggests that a limited strike “likely” wiped out Assad’s capabilities. I can’t even imagine how stupid a person must be to write such words. #DeportHim https://t.co/DcS18e8bSM

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

Loser Joey made this too easy: @realDonadTrump https://t.co/xetOadNm6x

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

@Rocky4President you’re making great sense. The Republican Party has failed us. Trump doesn’t give a shit about us. How could anyone have ever thought otherwise? https://t.co/e43pe4uvBE

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

I’m with you on wimpy Ryan, but you, @DonaldsAngel are a clueless piece of shit. https://t.co/qGL6u7JApu

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

@rsultzba is a very stupid ass. Hey asshole, read your own tweet and think for a full minute why it makes no sense. I bet you won’t. Instead, you’ll go on living your life as a fucking idiot and a drain on the rest of us. https://t.co/LLHu0UdQjq

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

I certainly trust an anonymous idiot like @Esteban15120999 to assure me the raid yielded nothing. How the fuck would YOU know? https://t.co/GszeaqtOsI

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

@realDonadTrump you don’t have the right to honor anyone. You lost the election by 3 million votes. Go away! https://t.co/oVSuK7EFyL

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Today we honor Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. on the 50th anniversary of his assassination. Earlier this year I spoke about Dr. King’s legacy of justice and peace, and his impact on uniting Americans. #MLK50 Proclamation: https://t.co/XXtPO0VX5A

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

That means you’re really at 35 percent, dumbass. https://t.co/A42So2XWec

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“Still Rising: Rasmussen Poll Shows Donald Trump Approval Ratings Now at 51 Percent” https://t.co/q80PaE0gQo

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

Wrong. Typically bad governing. https://t.co/9NCchuvnow

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Fake News Washington Post, Amazon’s “chief lobbyist,” has another (of many) phony headlines, “Trump Defiant As China Adds Trade Penalties.” WRONG! Should read, “Trump Defiant as U.S. Adds Trade Penalties, Will End Barriers And Massive I.P. Theft.” Typically bad reporting!

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

The #TrumpTaxScam all went to companies like Apple who horde their wealth and employ a tiny number of Americans. What a joke! https://t.co/9Vx9Nou5IV

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thanks to our historic TAX CUTS, America is open for business, and millions of American workers are seeing more take-home pay through higher wages, salaries and bonuses!

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

Big surprise to see that white supremacist Kremlin stooge Ricky Vaughn has been exposed as a little shit named #DouglassMackey https://t.co/VYQUjGEAya

[Mumra TheEver Living @MumraTELiving]

@RapinBill But #DouglassMackey, wait until you see all the people who are after your sorry ass after word gets out that RickyVaughn 2.0 is really #DouglasMackey, an outed little puke who will be scared to death for the rest of his life.
Really, can't get much wimpier than how you look here:

[Comatose Jeb @ComatoseJeb]

Spoken like a true Brownshirt. It’s the eye of the beholder. Have you read a book in your pathetic life? Of course not. You are owned by Fox News. You don’t even possess your own thoughts. You’re not worth the air you breathe. https://t.co/zATXiu1QTF