Carina

I had a marvelous time ruining everything! #SeniorSwifties

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

we’ve sold 172,288,912 pizzas since PlayStation last posted

[REY @AOTY2024]

Activists on this app be like:

[ornella @ivyprest]

definitivamente el vestido que no deberías usar para una boda

[mars 🛸⭐ phm x 17 @redder_planet]

Me and 4 other people holding onto project Hail Mary for dear life by rewatching weekly

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Imagine taking pride in the fact that you had a 750 year head start and still lost in every considerable metric

[alexlindsay @alexlindsay]

If you want to understand American optimism…

We celebrate the date that we declared independence, not the date that we achieved it.

[Yonan @yonann]

John Krasinski says his mom talked him out of quitting three weeks before he booked The Office, so she gets 10% of everything

"I said to my mom, 'I'm going to move to New York and be an actor'"

"She said, 'The only thing I ask is that in three years, if you haven't had a bite or a nibble, you have to pull yourself out of this, because as your mother, you can't ask me to tell my son to give up on his dreams'"

"Two and a half years later, I called her and said, 'I did it. I gave it a shot, and I haven't had any nibbles.' She said, 'It's September. Let's talk about it at Christmas. Just finish the year.' Three weeks later, I booked The Office, so I owe my mom 10% of everything"

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[aiyana @aiyanajadee]

Told someone that Americans celebrate the 4th by drinking beers, eating hot dogs, and watching fireworks and they said “that’s it? Nothing celebrating the independence?”

Like sorry do you want us to sit inside and write letters to the founding fathers

[tortured poet🦇 @_taylorfilmss]

if this is what y’all consider tacky then i want a tacky wedding too

[peter lane @peterlanee]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN. NO WAY. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THE SONG HAS BEEN PERFORMED BY A BEATLE SINCE 1964

[The Taylor Swift Updates @theTSupdates]

“Her speech had the entire crowd in tears, recalling how she'd once wondered if love would ever happen for her after people spent years saying her life was 'too much!”

— Report from a guest at the wedding 🥹

[Conkerax @conkerax]

#NoCDNoPLAYSTATION ✊💿

[feliciti @fxliciti]

i think one of the funniest details in phm is how fast they slutted grace out after the kids left the scene

[p e a c h ❤️‍🔥 @lavandatea]

e vcs querendo que ela fizesse o casamento ao ar livre kk

[Anirudh J - comic artist @jayniroart]

Me waiting for @PlayStation to tweet again

[Little Big Town @littlebigtown]

It’s a love story ✨❤️‍🔥 Congrats to @taylorswift13 and @tkelce!

[David @TheNord06]

I printed and gave my switch cases spines and OH MY GOD IT GIVES THE COLLECTION SO MUCH LIFE

[Zorza Polarna @cortementi773]

Nie chcę ci psuć humoru, ale ta rzecz jest najbardziej adekwatna historycznie w tym filmie