Vortex

Decepticon/Combaticon Interrogator

NO NSFW

Not Hasbro Affiliated

Credits to artists

Mun's account: @Resting_V

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"CHAOS, I CRAVE CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION!"

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[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒐𝒓 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒌."

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"alr, see you next time, Bee"

and just like that, Vortex is gone.

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🐝: “alright, anyways you should probably head out”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"Alr, I understand... I'll give him some time to adjust... but if he shoots at me one more time, I can't promise that nothing bad will happen to him in self defense."

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🐝: “well I mean it’s a huge change for most of us, including mirage and he still gets a little…… well he’s just the most not ready for a big change, so just give him some time to get used to it”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"Yeah, but when have I ever harmed you or the other autobots when I'm not on a mission?.. well, besides when we were at war."

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🐝: “well yeah he’s obviously not gonna be chill with talking to a decepticon, but at the same time he’s a little younger then me so I can see why”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"well, that's quite interesting... but that's all of my question, thank you for being calm about answering them... Mirage earlier was not so.. calm or chill about it."

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🐝: “well compared to arcee, i think it’s bee a little better, well don’t get wrong but there is ups and downs to not dating a cybertronian, like you mentioned earlier, being able to crush her easily is not a great thought to have in my mind, but hey we can always make it work”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"one more thing.... and this is about the whole relationship thing... how is it dating or being married to someone who's not a cybertronian? like is it better than you expected or just as you expected?"

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🐝: “yeah, well if there’s anything else you’d like then just tell me before I gotta head out”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"well- there goes all of my questions.... I always wondered what it was like having another being in someone's head.... but ig that answered my question..."

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🐝: “ehh I got used to it, plus we got a routine too, I take days and he can have the nights, unless it’s for a mission then I’m having the full day and he can have a full day too”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"... THEY MADE A WHAT!? great... never knew that was possible, but sure.... yk what, it's none of my business, idk why I'm even question your romantic business... but back to Goldbug being in your head, wouldn't it be annoying for someone being in your head for such a long time?"

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🐝: “well thankfully, brainstorm, perceptor and unfortunately wheel jack, made a device to change our size to anything, so I thankfully don’t have to worry about that problem, but if I didn’t have the watch then, I’d probably just wait for her to leave so I can do my stuff”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"okay, okay, I get that part... but we're Cybertronians, Bee, we're giants compared to most of other species, especially food related beings, so one wrong step, or too much pressure and boom, crack, snap, you harmed them on accident."

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

At all costs, and I love her too”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"oh, right!!- I was wondering... one, since when was Goldbug part of you or since when did you two first share a body.. two, why the hell are you married to a cookie... you do realize that it's a cookie, right? its food, Bee... you're married to food, Bee... just why?"

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🐝: “uh huh I know, anyway why are you here vortex?”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"hm... I guess as long as it's in a place where it can get sunlight and water, but that's just some advice..."

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🐝: “I don’t know, I was told to plant the plant somewhere, I was just never told where to place it though”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

Vortex jumps into Bumblebee's window

"yo, what's up bee-"

Vortex looks at Bumblebee's plant

"Yo, cool plant, what is it?"

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

[at the house]

🐝: “should the plant be there or there?”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

- and flies to Bumblebee's house.

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"Yk what, that's the best damn reason I ever heard... I support it... so Imma go try to find him now... have a good day, Mirage."

Vortex walk away, trying to think where Bee could be

"What if I try to look for Bee in his house..."

Vortex transforms into his alt mode -

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🚙: “his reason was, because Camaro is gonn be an electric car and he doesn’t want to be that, so if you think I’m still childish then you might want to reconsider”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"A CORVETTE!? Yk what, I'm not even gonna ask...."

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🚙: “alright go for it, he’s a corvette now”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"yk what... Imma try to find Bee, I need to get to the bottom of this..."

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🚙: “again I was forced to date the horse, I did not like that, and for goldbug, I have no idea you gotta ask bee”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"okay, so let me get this straight... you have no idea why you like horses, and you have no idea why Goldbug and Bee likes cookies.... Is Bee on a mission right now?"

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🚙: “I have no god damn clue about that”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"so you admit it!! at least you admit it, that's better now... so why do y'all take interests in the things that y'all do."

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🚙: “okay you know what, I’ll take it, it’s fine”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"Okay, but you're insane, Bee is insane, and Goldbug is insane... glad to know that"

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🚙: “I just listed people are normal, hell I’d consider brainstorm normal too, not wheeljack though, maybe perceptor and arcee, they’re pretty normal, hound is kinda like one of those chill uncles, crosshairs is dead, and computron is somewhere out there, solving theories”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"... and I can't believe Jazz is the only normal one out of y'all... and I honestly hate that guy, tbh, he's annoying in my opinion..."

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🚙: “technically you’re the logical thinker, shockwave is a weird situation, all the seekers are insane as hell, sixshot is sane, and megatron…. Is just himself, also we hav logical thinkers too, Optimus, hotrod, drift, Jazz, shredhead, and prowl”

[Vortex @CombatVortex]

"ONE CYBERTRONIAN IS THE ONLY NORMAL ONE!? I MEAN, DATING A COOKIE IS ALSO WEIRD, BUT I'M NOT JUSTIFYING EITHER, BOTH ARE FUCKING WEIRD!! tbh I'm starting to think us Decepticons are the sane faction out of the two, and I'm supposed to be insane here!!"

[Transformers (and more) 🍉 @Tf_multimuse]

🚙: “and dating a god damn cookie isn’t weird? Jazz is pretty much the only normal one out of pretty much everyone”