Qs and Blues

Outstanding.

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

Now would be a good time to get Biden’s autograph. He’s already giving away his signature on a bunch of papers being handed to him by morons. What’s one more?

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

“So then I killed a guru, and got arrested for premeditated murder.”
[Chortles Jovially]

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

Because nothing says “one nation” and “equality” like having a separate anthem for other people belonging to the same country.
#bullpoop #WakeUpAmerica #guessilldie

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

“Albuquerque” by Weird Al is the most banger-istic masterpiece in the universe. Case closed.

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

I find it shocking how shawarma joints are staying wide open after an alien attack from the sky a couple of blocks away, but the rest of the world is shut down because of a cough. #comeonguys #GetItTogether

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

I’m sure Humpty Dumpty coulda been put back together had they hired dudes with fingers instead of effing horses.

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

“I Baroque the door Handel. I went Chopin for a new one, as well as some other things on my Liszt. I will be Bach in a Minuet.”

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

Dude, why do they call June “Pride Month” if there has not been a single mention of lions?
#blasphemy

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

You guys ever just take that cheese packet from your box of macaroni and chug it like one of them Pixy Stix?

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

Alright. Can I leave the Matrix now? I’m getting real tired of this baloney.

[The Book of Mormon @thebookofmormon]

If one will take the time to humbly read and ponder the Book of Mormon, . . . and give ear to the sweet fruits of the Spirit, then he or she will eventually receive the desired witness. —Tad R. Callister

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

Just remember that every bite of caviar you eat, Nemo Loses more siblings.

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

When someone asks me if I'm "Mormon":

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

Apparently the Cartoon Network is starting up an education system... #concerned4futuregens

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

When you tryna get past the school WiFi firewall:

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

LEGO Car Salesman: *Slaps roof of LEGO car
LEGO Car Salesman: This bad boy can fit so much effing LEGOs in it

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

Only 28-1/2 more days!
#ChristmasIsComing

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

Just quit Thanksgiving "cold-turkey". Ba-dum-crash

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

It's finally time to celebrate the best holiday ever...

... Black Friday!

[Qs and Blues @ComdrCoolBelt]

Let us all take this day to commemorate our gratitude for this guy: