‘The Comedian’ Alpaca Chainsaw

The Fountain City’s Furious Funny Fat Fuck. Married to cheese stick thief @djinniethejinx

[‘The Comedian’ Alpaca Chainsaw @ComedianAllenC]

‘The Comedian’ Allen Chaney Universal bio/Application

https://t.co/ZQMva4SDqU

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@djinniethejinx This feels wrong.

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@djinniethejinx In all possible ways: Yes.

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I took a loss in my hometown that kinda stung.

But then the show after…

…just as I promised.

The set-up paid off in a beautiful Punchline.

[‘The Comedian’ Alpaca Chainsaw @ComedianAllenC]

You really showed me, man.

[PINNACLE Pro Wrestling @PINNACLE_PW]

𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑰𝑻𝑼𝑫𝑬
— April 4th, 2026
— New Orleans, Louisiana

https://t.co/Vfi4aecniG

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@djinniethejinx No Boyardee in this B.

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Wife Guy ish.

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Hello wife.

Happy birthday.

There’s a waffle bar.

I love you.

@djinniethejinx

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@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW @VaIkyriePro Hello wife

Nice… uhm…

No no I can do this.

Sink. Nice sink.

[‘The Comedian’ Alpaca Chainsaw @ComedianAllenC]

@thetrustyginger Sir.

I do not envy your future toilet experience.

[‘The Comedian’ Alpaca Chainsaw @ComedianAllenC]

@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW Hello wife

What do your elf eyes see?

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Y’all motherfuckers heard any good jokes lately?

[PINNACLE Pro Wrestling @PINNACLE_PW]

𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑰𝑻𝑼𝑫𝑬
— February 21st, 2026
— Indianapolis, Indiana

https://t.co/q7aPcvxNB0

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//CD thingy coming soon.

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@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW Without question or resistance. It’s yours.

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@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW Bustin out the waffle maker.

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@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW Why are magic bones considerably worse than real ones? Shouldn’t they be enchanted or whatever?

Unless…wait. Are those just wizard bones? Wizards are notoriously brittle.

[‘The Comedian’ Alpaca Chainsaw @ComedianAllenC]

@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW I will be gentle with your bones

Promise.

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@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW You keep

But I touch