russian_comedian

My name is Denis and I'm a stand-up comedian from Moscow, Russia. Here are my thoughts.

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

Поездка в Америку 2 это "горько" по-африкански.

Coming to America 2 is one of the shittiest sequels ever made. Shout outs to designers, tho, clothes look great.
#ComingToAmerica2 #shittysequel

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

@vodkaseledka @SergeyYurievich Ща Михалков прибежит на корабле про шмеля петь

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

Всех причастных - с прошедшим Днём Российской гражданской Авиации!
А для меня этот день - 40я роль на экране и очередная работа голосом, не-мокрый суперджет "Муром" на ОТР. Где-то с 33:46.
#озвучка #отр #самолёт #небо
https://t.co/UpKy2Nvqso

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

We should rename Russia to Norasia.
#Russia #noteurope #norasia

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

@vodkaseledka Да там одна на Плющихе уже лет 20 стоит

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

Through all the Mordor and its allied lands (and Hungary) you could find signs: "BLACK SPEECH MATTERS"
#middleearth #mordor #blackspeechmatters #tolkien #hungary

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

@straczynski Hi, J.! Big fan from Russia! Will we ever see an updated version of the graphics, like they did with, sorry to mention it, Star Trek?

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

You manipulate the crowds wrong. Here how it's done.😎
Pandemic is a mega-corporation hoax, Earth is flat, Queen Elizabeth is a reptilian, aliens never visited our planet.
..If you disagree, you're a Trump supporter.
BOOOM :D
#trump #flatearth

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

Navalny is the N-word of Russia. #Navalny #Putin #Russia #LunchPun

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

I always fall for strong, empowering, confident and independent women. They say we choose our partners according to our parents' models. Makes sense: I won't have to worry about the future of my kids when i suddenly and inexplicably leave the family. #jokes #standup

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

#Berniememes

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

That vodka took some time... @JonTronShow

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

Another legend goes((

[The Associated Press @AP]

A longtime nationally syndicated radio host, King was a nightly fixture on CNN from 1985 through 2010 and won many honors, including two Peabody awards. https://t.co/cfvO4iMMIE

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

This is my favorite Larry King clip and it's not even close. A true legend. https://t.co/2UjtytFUH9

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

@vodkaseledka Это сработает как мини-сериал в 4 серии, стопудово

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

Russia, today.
There's always this one guy... 😀 Photo by @bbcrussian

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

@vodkaseledka

[russian_comedian @ComedianRussian]

:'(

[J. Michael Straczynski @straczynski]

It is a night of great sadness, for our friend and comrade had gone down the road where we cannot reach her. But as with all things, we will catch up with her in time, and I believe she will have many stories to tell us, and many new roles to share with the universe.