ComedyCallum

Do you wanna hear a joke?

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this is me http://t.co/VWnPEneUZg

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i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying

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my life is basically me waiting for the next episode of a tv show

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oh , you think i give a fuck? that's cute

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I don't even feel like a friend"" to some people I feel more like an option or someone they run to when they need something."

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My face 24/7 http://t.co/jXu81kQTe5

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i hope your day is as nice as your butt

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ugly in pictures, uglier in person

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I am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine

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I wish I wore red lipstick more and broke boys heart daily but sadly boys break my heart and I look bad in red lipstick.

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I like goodmorning and goodnight texts. I like phone calls. I like knowing that someone cares and that they're trying. I like feeling wanted

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do you ever think about what your life would be like if you were hot

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*After I look at my grades* http://t.co/GxvDz69jl6

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*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

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When girls brag about not wearing any makeup... http://t.co/YqaheUM1Px

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Aint that real http://t.co/YC8jOPvqrG

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its not that i dont like u its just that uhm actually no fuck u

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me: no one ever texts me *gets a text* me: wtf do u you want

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Over-thinking ruins you. Ruins the situation, twists things around, makes you worry and just makes everything much worse than it actually is

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This is so accurate http://t.co/ubhPvaS6p2