Cedric 

Thank you for coming to my Ced Talk

[Cedric  @ComedyClark]

My roommate is 6’6 and Im 5’8(5’11 with Timbs) but I never really realized how much taller he was than me until I drove his car and saw the distance between my foot and the gas pedal Lmao it literally took a whole 14 seconds for me to scoot forward til my foot touched comfortably

[XThreeee • XHL @XeryHighLife]

man I remember like the week after my dad passed I was watching the lions hoping maybe they’d win this game for him, Jared Goff threw a pick six and I broke down like DMX in that one video lmaooo

[𝒆𝒍𝒊… @CMNDERS]

LOL how are they this quick, they done made Tyler Owens the Hulk 😭😭

[ƤƛƦԼƛƳ MƛƓƖƘ @Hump2x]

Yea im old

[J 😵‍💫🃏 @Jmoneyyy999]

“I’ll need security while I’m there” this nigga was wilding 😭

[Shaya Rhymes ✍🏾 @ShayaRhymes]

Hardest part about being raised like this is watching the family fall apart as your grandparents pass away

[fresh @fauxfresh]

type shit i would book for my birthday party and ima put Kanye on the flyer

[The Art Of Dialogue @ArtOfDialogue_]

Usher unexpectedly spots Dave Chappelle in the crowd during his performance of “Nice & Slow” while on “The R&B Tour” with Chris Brown.

[Cedric  @ComedyClark]

@PlayStalgiaX Got this for free along with LBP after PSN went down for a month after being hacked by anonymous 😂

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

This caption is smoking me lmfao

[𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀 @AlbumTalksHQ]

NOBODY:

ABSOLUTELY NOBODY:

MY BRAIN EVERY 10 MINUTES ⤵️

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Conquest and Mark in the new episode of invincible are the epitome of I hate you nigga let’s die

[S1apSh0es @S1apSh0es]

You have no idea how pivotal this was to modern gaming discourse. It all starts here. The shouting, the insults, the deadpan comebacks. This is the genesis of it all.

[Mikita 🍔 @mikitaposts]

You don’t realize how warm 35°F is until you spend a month living at 2°F daily

[Gino The Ghost @GinoTheGhost]

This would get any other America fired from their job.

Indefensible. Corny. If you don’t condemn this, you’re either a racist or a coward.

[🏴‍☠️InTylerWeTrust🏴‍☠️🥃🤍 @bourbonislife80]

The microwave cover battle has begun!!!

[AT @primediscussion]

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Another angle of federal agents killing a Minnesota legal observer, which appears to come from the direction of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk.

Obtained by Drop Site News

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Jake Lang and his crew showed up in Minneapolis trying to march into a Somali neighborhood, screaming that “natural born citizens” should be deported to “preserve the white race.”

They didn’t make it.

And the part that’ll live forever: a self-proclaimed white supremacist clinging to a Black man for protection and survival.

You can’t script that level of irony.

[Tune, MBA, CISSP @CartuneNetwerk]

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