Tracy Saulino

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

Jeni and I upon really, yes REALLY realizing this nightmare is almost over.

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@RaxKingIsDead Again I thank all potential deities that I'm not in the dating world.

Y'all BAMF staying in that Operation the Wacky Doctor's Dating Game!

Don't ask me for protips, I wasn't sure we were dating until we were engaged. Spouse same. Real monkeys & typewriter situation.

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@redrum_panda After a night w/o sleep, crying, & I threw-up 2x before meeting my Dad at lunch to come out. After my speech, a beat or 2 before my Dad melodramatically grabbed his chest, then in the restaurant belted out, "Oh thank goodness! I was afraid you would say you're Republican!"

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@Halocene Hoping he finds a new hobby to ruin soon. Something that can't hurt anyone else. Maybe a traveling museum of himself.

[The Simpsons @TheSimpsons]

#TheSimpsons #Simpsons #Ukraine

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@OlyFireDept Stay safe, everyone!!

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

I am smouldering angry to realize this stupid poacher shit is also in my own backyard!! Rhino horns & elephant tusks ONLY belong on those animals!!

[Helping Rhinos 🦏 @HelpingRhinos]

WILDLIFE CRIME: Two Congolese nationals have been indicted by a US court for crimes related to smuggling illicit wildlife products as part of a combined operation between the USA & DRC in an encouraging show of cross-country co-operation #IWT #DRC #USA
https://t.co/IlZaNPkUbu

[Rhisotope @rhisotope]

“A heart-warming reminder of why we do what we do, to see moments like these. A rhino with her horn and her calf by her side, safe and content.” Video- @tadhg_obrien #therhisotopeproject #rhino #savingwithscience #conservation #wildlife

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@AdamGehrke Hey Man, any chance you can drag @TravisMayfield into PIZZA FRIDAY!! for his last day? We want to cheer extra from Rochester (just south of Oly) and probably from all over the region. PS if you leave for other pastures, too, you better keep us all informed together!

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@lemontwist @TravisMayfield I'm still mourning MJ! Now Travis, too‽‽ Gut punch.

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@charli_xcx PORTLAND!! (Bring your wellies, it'll be raining out here until May.)

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@halsey In my world we call them "Askholes".

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@TravisMayfield @ArchieMcPhee If I live to 180 I'll still remember the morning before kindergarten when JP and Gertrude wished me a Happy Birthday! I was a celebrity in my class all day! "I saw you on tv!!" (Really they just saw or heard my name) -- what an awesome day welded into my memory!

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

Is it just ROCKING CONCERT AFTERGLOW or do I really want to get a tattoo "Freak Like Me!" done next pay period? Follow-up question : Where? #RaiseYourHorns @LZZYHALE @Halestorm

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@luvscoconut @TravisMayfield Joking. Have lived in PNW my entire life. :) I got the giggles imagining Ferry PAX all demanding to know where the Ferry's basement shelter is.

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@TravisMayfield WOW

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@AOC I ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 you! Wrong side of the continent to get to vote for you, but please keep on keeping on! The more frustrated they get about you, the stupider they show their "platforms" are. Plank 42 : Throw tantrums re: AOC doing her job and being smarter than our side.

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@LizDueweke "♪Just keep swimming!"

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

Went to outstanding @Halestorm @evanescence @PLUSHROCKS concert Sunday night and my body is STILL muttering "We're not 23 anymore! Nor 33! Or even 43!" Don't care. LIVE MUSIC IS BACK, BABY! Just need to get @Indigo_Girls to come this way soon! #RheumatoidArthritisSUCKS

[Tracy Saulino @ComedyClumbers]

@TravisMayfield Thought of one more : "Where's the Kaboom?!"

Request : Travis, please join the PIZZA FRIDAY celebration on your last day? ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 (No kids nor any reason to care about school menus yet PIZZA FRIDAY is the sign of the weekend in this household. Even the dogs dance along!)