Comedy Corner Presents Mind Of JSON, Hopefully

We’re an improv team. John Button Salmon was gay. See us perform in his memory every Wednesday in Modern Languages 350 @ 8:30.

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How dare. Comedy corner every Wednesday of the academic year 8:30 in ML350

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Twitter just told me I’m shadow banned for opening this account like once every four months

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I really wonder what that https://t.co/NwYmUT0WxH link points to btw I have never clicked it and I don’t recommend you do

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FUCK… I’m unc… comedy corner holiday show right now btw same time same place

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Sorry we’ve. Been out of commission for 9 months… I was bregnant

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Nggghhh just had a baby… it’s a boy

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Come to our last show of 2024 tonight (8:30, ML350) or whatever happens next is on you

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All this talk about “cauc”uses… when are we gonna talk about pussyuses? Where are the snatchuses? #feminist #ally #oneofthegoodones

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@benbayardi It’s an honor to carry on your tradition 🫡

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The most important night of the year is this week - on Wednesday. The usual time and the usual place. The only can’t-miss improv comedy show / physical endurance test of the year.

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Just found out Meat Puppets went to Brophy, might kill myself

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The most controversial night of the Comedy Corner year is tonight. Come see us if you won’t be offended

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NEW BABIES ALERT ‼️ fresh-squeezed ‘prov comin right up

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Why don’t they make savory vapes? I want to taste a cheesesteak 120 times a day

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We’re so fucking back

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meow 😸

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None of us could do a Biden anyway though so maybe it’s still an improvement

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gonna be honest a Kamala election would be awful for this team. An Obama impression is borderline enough but a black woman president is just crushing for our social license to imitate

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What people don’t understand is that Tucson is the greatest city on Earth BECAUSE of the perpetual risk of danger. Tucson forges a warrior spirit that commands respect and admiration

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all jokes aside if I see another hot pocket gushing its insides out from its whole perimeter I’m going to show up to the hot pockets corporate office and shoot myself dead in front of the employees

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They should make hot pockets taste worse and burst open more