Tom Sullivan

Satirical Philosopher, if I exist at all.

[Tom Sullivan @ComedyDignitas]

Paul Foot’s Dissolve makes Ricky Gervais look like Tommy Robinson if he blacked up.

[Tom Sullivan @ComedyDignitas]

Any scouser hanging an England or British flag is a wool.
A wool and a nonce and a fucking quilt.

Know your history.

#ScouseNotEnglish

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1-0 Newcastle
Woltemade

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

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Mbbarrassing

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On Walton rd to watch the game, the pub is full of less than enthused Evertonians who've just been their game.
I feel like a gay Spurs fan in Abu Dhab.

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“X” is such a Bukkake of politically incorrect, bigoted and unabashed racist opinions now, it makes me feel silly not just calling all of them who make them a mong.

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Paul wins, great, irritating idiot kid beats up a pensioner.
If Tyson wins, great.. elderly rapist beats up a young moron.

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Losing 20% of a farm after you die isn’t stressful.

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@IsabelOakeshott @Nigel_Farage Because you’re stupid.

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@SJMReform @BootsUK You’re so brave.
Where are you gonna buy your boots now?

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@Inevitablewest Just label him a knob ‘ed. Done.

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Ok. Well I’m in love.

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Also, drones and heavy artillery aren’t allowed in football matches.

[Berel Solomon @BerelSolomon]

Imagine Jews beating up Palestinians in Amsterdam that came to watch a football game.

That’s right you can’t.

Because Jewish people are civilized.

We are not the same.

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If he’s going to deport rapists and criminals, where the hell is he planning to send himself?

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@daveatherton @AngelaRayner This guy trying to make jokes about someone elses appearance, he looks like a Susan Boyle rape baby if the dad was Ian Beale.

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Sat up all night hoping idiot Americans don’t vote for the idiot.
Am I the idiot?

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@reformparty_uk 100,000 is nothing.
Nothing.

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@SocialistVoice Why combine their bills?

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@Anna_Soubry @snb19692 Any time I break the law, it’s the laws fault for being wrong.