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Between the mid-1990s and his 1996 arrest, Joe Metheny—a 6’1”, 450-pound former truck driver from Baltimore, Maryland—confessed to a string of brutal murders, many involving prostitutes and unhoused victims. But what made him infamous wasn’t just the killings. It was what he said he did afterward: butchering their bodies and serving the meat in roadside sandwiches at a small barbecue stand he operated. He later told investigators, “No one ever complained about the taste.”

Metheny claimed his killing spree was fueled by rage after his girlfriend left him and took their son. But many of his victims had no connection to her. He lured them in with drugs, then tortured and killed them—burying some beneath his trailer. In court, he showed no remorse. He even smiled, calmly describing his crimes in graphic detail. While police were never able to confirm his cannibalism claims through physical evidence, Metheny insisted it was true, and his stories have become part of America’s most disturbing criminal folklore.

He was sentenced to life in prison without parole in 1998 and was found dead in his cell in 2017. Even in death, Metheny leaves behind more questions than answers. Did he exaggerate to shock the world—or did he really feed his victims to unsuspecting customers? Either way, Joe Metheny’s legacy is one of manipulation, cruelty, and horror hiding in plain sight.

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Windows Live Messenger Emotes (2009)

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The struggle

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“Why are you introverted?"
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