Sex

Lets get it on.....

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What did the male snake say to the female snake??

Let's have sssssssssssex

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#sex

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S E X

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ES EY EX

[Sex Appeal @ComedySex]

Young people deserve decent sex ed. Raise funds for @BrookCharity & go to SEX APPEAL on 15/2/14, hosted by @almurray: http://t.co/qp1VH7Smzw

[Comedy @ifemalecomedy]

Don't break my heart

[Comedy @iComedyWeekly]

Uh???

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When people say "Why are you so sarcastic?"
You Say "Why so serious?"

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I hate when people say a babies age in months after a year old. "Yeah, he's 29 months old."
B*tch don't make me do math.

[Comedy @iComedyWeekly]

Daily Routine:
1). Wake up.
2). Be awesome.
3). Go back to sleep.

[Adimit It @RoflAdimitIt]

Admit it, you say you will go to bed early, but never do.

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Admit it, you've never read the terms and conditions.

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Admit it, you accidentally called your teacher mom.

[Comedy @iComedyWeekly]

When your phone's at 1%

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I changed all if my passwords to 'incorrect'. So now my computer tells me when I forget.

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I refuse to have a fist-fight with my brother over the last cookie, I'm an adult and I licked it first so it's mine.

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*Food hits floor*
Germ: Get it!
King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds.