🐧THE SHAMAN

Bringing back comedy to shaman

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

You know it's bad when they have to reply to timestamped screenshots with "......Nuh uh!"

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

@PURGED1shotML Hey @MLredeemed any statement on the fact that the "r--- c----" post was made by somebody who didn't even fucking follow me lmfao

[CRYSTAL CROCODiLE @CRYSTAL_CROC]

who pulls the strings?

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

that is referencing a post made all the back on March 12th, 2026

By one of CaptiveDreamer's followers

Who didn't even follow me LOL

[CRYSTAL CROCODiLE @CRYSTAL_CROC]

media tour//10-11mons??//let’s move on

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

@PURGED1shotML Why did you eat so much poop you almost died #1ShotAteSoMuchPoopHeAlmostDied #WhyDidHeDoIt

[Kyler @internetkyler]

nigga

[Spencer Spenny Rice @Spenny]

this pos spent a half hour of his shitty podcast going after me. and yes, my lawyer is looking at the video. he’ll try to convince himself that this is somehow a win for him because that’s what toxic obnoxious bloated losers desperate for attention do. but i get it. being a virgin at his age must be tough. but now it’s my turn….

[5D🐧Henchman @KnotHereT]

Funny reminder that 1shot makes hujanic videos of his avatar with DSP and Scotty fitness for some reason.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@TMZ What is a heinous crime? Ha ha in all seriousness I hope he didn’t molest any kids

[🐧THE SHAMAN @ComedyShamn]

@JesseRahdeen @JulieBorowski Hey leave my friend alone!

[🐧THE SHAMAN @ComedyShamn]

@FrankHassleYT @plantationdrip Hey mershs ex is not ugly!

[5D🐧Henchman @KnotHereT]

I know this 1

[🐧THE SHAMAN @ComedyShamn]

@WANGHAF I bet she fuckssss

[FACELESS @WANGHAF]

Bitch built like a pile of shit

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

These are the physiques that keep the world running

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

You were the only person who had my GFs dox at that point.

In the hours leading up to the creation of the accounts impersonating my GF, mom, brother, and sister you sent facebook messages ON YOUR OWN ACCOUNT to my GF, mom, brother, and sister.

The messages said that "anything that's about to happen" is MY fault

Nigga It's Over