Funny Monster

Sometimes me think, what is friend? And
then me say a friend is someone to share last cookie with.

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I wish my wallet came with free refills

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"I look so gross in my pics, ew." Then why did you upload 120 pictures in an album called... "Me?"

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That moment when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed. And you live alone.

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You're just as useful as a Red Light on Grand Theft Auto.

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this

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best thing ever

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My mom

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How do people just send "k" when they're pissed off lmao if I'm mad at you I'll send you a 5-7 page essay in MLA format with proper citation

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Mind BLOWN

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Im dying

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This is the cutest thing ive ever seen

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It's funny how I was the fastest sperm and now I barely move at all.

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When you're sleeping in class and hear people starting to pack up

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Changes my whole mood

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so true

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Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes: I HOPE YOU FAIL ! Sincerely, Still on the first question

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rt if ur beyonc

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"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you congratulated a potato on getting the part in Toy Story."

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Mom: your rooms dirt

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BURN