Mike Wheeler Comedy

Comedian from Surrey, Uk

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What’s the link between Jeff Bezos and Liverpool ? They’ve both got a blue origin ! #Liverpool #JeffBezos #lfctv

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@jk_rowling Why have you not said one word about about female to male ? Surely you want transmen in female only areas ? By only picking on the one group you are discimjnating against the other groups.

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If an occupant from a spaceship gets lost going walkabout down under, does that make them a stray alien ?🤷‍♂️

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@Herring1967 It’s a large grassy area

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@ITVNewsPolitics @RishiSunak @Arsenal @harry_horton @Keir_Starmer I thought Arsenal tickets was a punishment !!!

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So who knew the first person at Fulham FC to have predator boots was Al-Fayed !!!!⚽️

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@rialina_ Well they’ve got Lorraine Kelly fronting ads. Always seemed expensive tatt to me if I’m being honest (WayFair, not Lorraine !)

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@rialina_ All the parties covered…sneaky !

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@rialina_ Suits you 😁

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@theAliceRoberts @Channel4 Judging by the voting options, that’s Channel 5 or ITV 🤪

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@rialina_ @AerLingus Awww you couldn’t be a bad person if you tried….on the plus side though, my spidey sense says you’ve just found plenty of new show material !!!!

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@rialina_ @AerLingus 😳

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@rialina_ Quality😊

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Stephen Hawking named in the Epstein papers ? I can just imagine that computer voice "yes, yes that's it, right there, oo keep going"

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First case of pig flu found in a human in the UK….I bet it was Cameron !!!

[Mike Wheeler Comedy @ComedyWheeler]

I once got thrown out of HMV for exposing myself to new music !

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You know you’ve done well in the loo when you can hear the person after you playing whack-a-mole 💩

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I don't know what all the fuss is about Jenni Hermoso being kissed onthe lips by the head of the Spanish FA. I mean, she is beautiful !!! (even does jokes in a foreign language 💥)

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Joe Lewis owns Tottenham….hasn’t he been punished enough already ?!!!!!

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So, BBC nudes presenter