KB Cooke

Comedy Writer. Standups, Ad Campaigns just not enough! Need serious work writing comedy! Prefer to start near the top due to time constraints. Try me.

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@DavidSpade Dude…. Punctuation! Or you end up with, “I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse”

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@ProjectLincoln Instascam

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@ProjectLincoln Facecrook

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@vintage_medical I remember!!!!

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I had a fight with my wife last night. So when she fell asleep I changed her ring tone to a sneeze. @ConanOBrien

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I had a fight with my wife last night. So when she fell asleep I changed her ring tone to a sneeze. #comedy #standupcomedy #conan #SNL

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@pattonoswalt @m_giacchino Very sweet!

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@marcmaron Maybe it’s just Corona Light

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Trump announces Nancy Pelosi to be the first woman sent to space. #comedy #standup #writersroom #comedycentral #comedywriter #comedywriting #punchup #snlwriters

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Dr Drew Pinsky is trying t o have Adam Corolla quaranteened. I suspect some bad blood?
#wherestheloveline #comedy #standup #writersroom #comedycentral #comedywriter #comedywriting #punchup #snlwriters

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Where’s the app that changes the word Whistle to Dick? Impeachment fun! #davidspade #comedywriters

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On the break, I really want them to switch Sondland out for Jeff Ross. Give him 10 minutes to destroy. #davidspade #jeffross #ImpeachmentHearing

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@ConanOBrien I have a cpap. Still 100%

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Chef Mario Batali on charges for sexual assault. You’d think his friends would have Croc Blocked him. #metoo #news #standup #funnyordie

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Chef Mario Batali on charges for sexual assault. You’d think his friends would have Croc Blocked him.

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Give your heart to someone today!No seriously, it’s National Organ Donor day. For real. Google it. #Valentines #ValentinesDay #Valentines2019 #jokes #ComedyCentral

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@ConanOBrien So many cats were killed when they were testing it at NASA. Sad.

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@TheMedicalThing @joerogan Fine. But is the grape ok?

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@ConanOBrien How 'bout we promise to vote for #Starbucks Howard Schultz if he makes his employees stop saying "What can I get started for ya?"