Sam Cox

Professional comedy writer since 1986. UT and Dallas football fan

[Sam Cox @Comedyman48]

@RBReich Burns my biscuits. Viet Nam in my teens them Iraq. Lets put a stop to it once and for all.

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@EricHaftelLive Rand Paul is fresh from the moon shine hills nearr wgere Jed and Jethro was borned. I'm surprised he even wears shoes. A doctor? Only in Kentuck (bring out the banjos), where he was only certified by a group of family members in a hastily convened hillbilly "board."

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Hervis Rogers was a hero, but Texas wants to throw him in jail for 40 years. Add your name to the petition now if you agree that Texas should drop its racist and cynical voter fraud case against Hervis Rogers.

https://t.co/SzfgQqeXYa

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I just signed a petition to President Biden: Lead the way for voting rights. Sign here: https://t.co/h6msJmnjM0

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@ShoalBear @DanRather @MaskCatchers Kevin McCarthy belongs in prision along with: The Entire Trump family, and Paul, McConnell and most of the republicant senators.

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Texas man who called vaccines 'poison' dies from COVID-19 after spending 17 days on a ventilator https://t.co/2kNKgj8iWt

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@CubanMofo_ @Hairdo4u2Patsy Baloney by a bunch of losers.

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@dylan_rand @POTUS @Joseph4800 That is why we will put those stupid weapons in a dumpster and incinerate them.

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Picked up 'Final Draft' screenplay software now to navigate. The story is written now to tell the story with images of characters, places, events actions. The same yet different, Ironic. With actor Bill "Leather Face 2 Johnson who the main character was written for him to play.

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@ddale8 No but he has his morals on backwards and belongs in prison for inciting insurrection by radical red necks

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@EllenBarkin They sold their souls to the devil with trump support.

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16 years ago the Bush gave the gun industry all but immunity against civil lawsuits for deaths and injuries caused by their products — Biden wants Congress to repeal it. Sign the petition now if you agree that the gun industry isn't above the law.

https://t.co/24jONKICk0

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@MayoIsSpicyy A bag of mixed nuts.

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@LancasterEmmi @NathanMackBrown @PikachuSerena @davidleavitt @AOC Ha ha ha!

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Take action with @audubonsociety to #SaveTheSeabirds. Seabird numbers have declined by 70% since 1950 due to overfishing & other threats. Tell your U.S. Senators to support the Forage Fish Conservation Act to help reverse these declines. https://t.co/jEKPtG9ISG

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Youtube must ban Trump permanently @SusanWojcicki @YouTube https://t.co/UjqEK5XNPd

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Youtube must ban Trump permanently @SusanWojcicki @YouTube https://t.co/lgnuikQRYw

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He heeded Trump’s call to fight. Now a Georgia teen awaits the conseq | 2021/4/11 - The Atlanta Journal-Constitution https://t.co/l9PLmsVwaE

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I just published Climate Solution https://t.co/NtWrR6YaFr

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From my neighborhood: https://t.co/x53uJUPpaE