Ruan van zyl

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We all have that 1 friend ? That talks like we on the other side of a water fall \:

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

Life can get intEresting with wip cream

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Twitter ?? Doesn't it sound like a chick thing ? Does to (:

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If your ugly ....... Here's a tip .. Be desperate

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

When you really have to pee .. Your belt feels like an aerobics cube

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

Does any1 ever have that feeling when your completely ready for a test ?? Me neither ...

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

Doesn't it irritate you when some1 says brb and they don't come back ??

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it would be sad that robots are made of steel .. They probably always horny

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

If ur poor , lonely , unwanted ..... Then tweet that shit !!!

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

Me: r u gonna walk ? friend: I don't know. Me: are u going to physically walk with 1 foot in front of the other !!!! Friend: *no coment*

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

Random joke : I'm so strong I can make a baby through a brick wall

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

When you lose 2 followers , your first like , wtf !!! And then your like I don't care ( denial ) then your realize u don't even know them

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

I take the timer of a microwave serious, I wait til it reaches 0 and I open the door just so it can't make a noise - true ?

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When you listen to a song you got addicted to as soon as u heard it .you listen to it so much u sick of it the next week. True ?

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Roses are red , my name is Ruan , this poem sucks , tits !!

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

Remembering something in the past - and wishing you never said or done that // true !!!!!

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

When your doctor says "what's wrong" .. And I want to slap him and say "bitch I'm sick now give me drugs !!!!!"

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

That weird moment where you are going for an appointment and your left alone in the room. Funni or truth ?

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

A way to irritate some1 - 1) say hi. 2) let them reply. 3) don't reply. Does it sounds familiar ? I hate that moment

[Ruan van zyl @Comedyspecial]

That irritating moment of when your in a rush and everything seems to take longer ? Truth or funny ?