Comedy King

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If you can do the shmoney dance 😏

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Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve

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Mom: Clean your room up
Me: Why
Mom: Because we've got guests coming
Me: Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize we were all gathering in MY ROOM.

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2014 is almost over and…
-I lost no weight
-Didn't learn anything
-Haven't saved any money
-Still ugly

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Only two things can change a women's mood:
1- I love you
2- 50% discount

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I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.