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Retuitcepcion.

[The Pale King @thepalehundreds]

Admiration

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

The funniest thing about Rowling is that she's a leftist feminist who agrees with 99% of what left has to say BESIDES trans people and that's enough to label her as a Nazi LMAOOO

[Slip Maker @SlipMaker]

“There is always a basilisk, or a time turner stolen by a crackhead, or a testicular torsion spell in the water supply that threatens to shut down this miserable school. The only way these students can get on with their Quidditch is if they DO. NOT. Know about it.” He said calmly

[Luckiller 01 @Luckiller0]

@SnepOfTheWest "Luna you looked disappointed"
"You said that Hitler has returned from the grave"
"Jesus Luna, WIZARD Hitler I ment Voldemort... please dont cry"
"He will return one day and purified the Albion and we will built Jerusalem In England's green and pleasant Land" 'sounds of sobing'

[Charlotte Tepes, called sideróglossa 🕯️ @SnepOfTheWest]

In every Harry Potter book, there's approximately 45-100 students that are having a perfectly normal year and wondering why Harry and his friends are constantly involved in some whackadoo bullshit that threatens to close the school and fuck up their education

[Charlotte Tepes, called sideróglossa 🕯️ @SnepOfTheWest]

Imagine being a straight A+ Hogwarts student and having to REPEAT A YEAR because that fucker Potter is waging an armed guerilla rebellion against Umbridge and screaming wizard Hitler has returned from the grave

[acce @accekid]

When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app

[MARRERO AGUIRRE 🇫🇷 @SeniorMarrero]

Me acabo de meter entre pecho y espalda una little caesars de las básicas y no mamen es como volver a hacerle el amor a esa morra que te dejaba metérsela por el culo a la orilla del río para que no gastarás en moteles ni condones cuando eras un pobre diablo estudiambre.

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

Hal con Lois, y su esposo en la vida real

[goma @soigomaa]

Can you imagine the cranes be like "I mean Gary is weird for sure and rides in an abomination.. but damn it he really knows his stuff"

[⁸Bαsku²⁴ 🆑 @Reavesexuality]

A Mari Carmen me la he cargado yo @policia

Mi nombre es Frenkie de Jong y juego en el FC Barcelona

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

"Michelle Obama-Brigitte Macron, you were named after the two bravest men I've ever known."

[Rapaz @rapaccious]

Muy bien acá Delxyaoping, Milei entendió tarde que no había que tirarse por ese barranco.

[zIatan zlatanoğlu @atavratzlatan]

çok topçunun kariyer düşüşünü gördük de ilk defa bir futbolcunun uzaylılar tarafından kaçırıldığını düşündürecek kadar kötü top oynadığını görüyorum.. eleman böyle geçecek tarihe

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

This is one of the strangest images in movie history, and “The Shinning” never explains it. To understand it, you have to go back to Stephen King's book.

Years earlier, the hotel belonged to Horace Derwent, a rich and powerful man. Roger was his lover, and he would do anything to please him.

One night, at a costume party, Derwent decided to humiliate Roger in front of everyone. He made him wear a dog costume, crawl on the floor, and do tricks like a pet. If Roger obeyed, Derwent promised, they would spend the night together.

That cruel night never left the hotel. It became one of its many ghosts. When Kubrick made the film, he turned the dog into a bear and cut almost the whole story, leaving only that disturbing moment.

[🇦🇷🐉DRACO ARGENTUM🐉🇦🇷 @JuanDibujos_]

@Renmaa_owo Los demas: ponen una cara boba

El puma:

[/★ @Cucubarsi__]

" tell him to stop with the botox "

[John-Paul 🇻🇦 @SAfrikaCath]

>dates the most popular most attractive white guy in school
>after he dies, dates the second most popular most attractive white guy in school
call that hogwarts study

[Eobard Liebert @BetterCallMateo]

El Verdadero Nemesis de Spider-Man nunca fue ni Venom ni el Duende, es el Doctor Octopus
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