The Autokrator

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Only racist when needed

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True clear pill, Michelle Obama is a man because she’s the best First Lady our countries ever had. Only a man could pull that off!

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I wanna give land back to the Native Americans so Serbians can’t live in the United States.

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@NioTheAutist

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Moving dead cow carcasses #firstday

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Throwing money at rich people, fuck em with confusion like a true yn.

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No dad the stripper really loves you, please cheat on mom with her.

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Ben Shapiro im an upcoming retard please do the honor of platforming me.

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Bipartisan that jerks it to left and is right leaning in the cvs self checkout.

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Going to watch some American first content, dip my toe in the water and see the temperature.

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No safe word at Chili’s tn

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Be a man, take your divorce as a crushing defeat and throw away 10 years of your life.

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Happiness mogged is the most brutal mog of them all

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@Daddy_Licious_ As a life long neighbor first time caller, I love to see it

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Deaf people be like “don’t listen to them”

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You know you really just call balls and strikes

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@Daddy_Licious_ @milkmangotmilkd

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Squinting at the Asian baby, to inspect him closer (not in the racist way).

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Installing a buttplug like it’s drywall

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Sometimes when I rattle off consecutive tweets, I think to myself “oh I can’t wait for Kolby to see these”