Princess Rosalina

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[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

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[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

@EyeOnTheGap Travel beyond into the stars

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

@MoonwalkinMJ //I will seriously parody Barbara when Retold comes out and I'm not kidding

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

I like to remain humble.

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® @BetterThanXenoV]

Could’ve lead with that, mate.

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

...A Thousand year old human who has mothered thousands of planets and galaxies across the known universe is underwhelming

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® @BetterThanXenoV]

That is so underwhelming.

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

You wouldn't be the first to think that.

I'm a human with great magical skill is all.

Though you can describe said skills as "godly"

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® @BetterThanXenoV]

I thought you were some celestial goddess or something???

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

@UNI7ERSEGOD Oh!

Go Knicks!

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

I suppose that is fair.

Frankly, I've passed my species' lifespan by a good while-

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® @BetterThanXenoV]

Billions ain’t that bad,
That’s just how long we live.

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

Well, most humans don't really see that long as such a short amount of time...

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® @BetterThanXenoV]

Jesus H. Christ.
That is nothing, how does one live like that??

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

Typically...

81 years, give or take?

Depending on health, of course

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® @BetterThanXenoV]

What? How long you live for?
Couple hundreds, couple thousands, what are we talking here?

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

@UNI7ERSEGOD Excuse me?

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

Ah...

You make my age seem like nothing!

And that's not easy to do!

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® @BetterThanXenoV]

I mean—
Yeah, you’re right, I’m 26 billion years old.
But that’s 26 in Kai years.

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

I would imagine you would be eons old...

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® @BetterThanXenoV]

Yeah. But I’m 26 years old.

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

Are you not she who resides over time itself?

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® @BetterThanXenoV]

I am not old.

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

There is no shame in being in your older years

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® @BetterThanXenoV]

Don’t let them hate on you
I’m also 26

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

I'll never understand why a rest stop was built and dedicated to me..

Surely there are others more deserving than I

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

Starview Peak...

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

...Well then.

[Ren Yamashiro @MatoStrongest]

Because their little ‘barks’ are so adorable.

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

Why, if I may..?

[Ren Yamashiro @MatoStrongest]

I do.

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

@CrimsonCastaway Come now, don't drag yourself down..!

Not every idea is perfect! Some just need a bit of work

[Princess Rosalina @Comet_Observer]

By...

Shopping?

[Yunyun @CrimsonCastaway]

Is this how I make friends?