Mr Comet

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

Fascists are people who dress really well. Or maybe that's "Fashists"

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

Here, hold my ankles

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

okay bucky boy, show me your eggs

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

Voulez-vous Alaskan cod?

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

They're still deadly - they'll bite your fingers off.

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

Autocomet http://t.co/zIRs2jQkB4

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

time for some hard body modelling!

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

Stop googling me - it tickles

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

If you can't talk the talk stay outta the kitchen!

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

Come on, it's time travel - not brain surgery.

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

What does that mean, 'Flash in the pants?'

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

If I'm gonna go out, I'm goin out FLAMIN'

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

You talk too much. You make me want to fire myself.

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

partly cloudy with a chance of #science

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

now my hands are all sticky again...

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

YOU don't control my STACHE.

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

I need more back in my humpspline.

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

AAahharrgh - my computer was attacking me and I felt trapped.

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

I my gosh I need to shave my head.

[Mr Comet @CometsCorner]

There's always a song playin in daddy's head.