— Dmitri —

Former Prison Officer of Kamchatka, Soviet Ministry of Internal Affairs. Current Comfort Russian for one Jim Hopper @AustereAchilles. #STRP

[— Dmitri — @ComfortRussian]

—𝘐𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦, 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯. 𝘈𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺.—

【#STRP | #StrangerThings】

ᴅᴍɪᴛʀɪ ᴀɴᴛᴏɴᴏᴠ

↻ & ♡ ?

[— Dmitri — @ComfortRussian]

Electric... Vodka?

Bah, only 30%? The electricity takes up too much of the bottle, clearly.

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M e m o r i e s~

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When your brother refuses to play nice so you go tell mom and she yells at him for you.

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I love America.

10°c and I am wearing SHORTS.

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I have...needs....

Peanut butter related needs.

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Wink wonk.

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💯👌

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What's that phrase again?

Oh, yes.

#ManCrushMonday

[— Dmitri — @ComfortRussian]

Someone's Russian is getting quite good, hm? Mastering the necessities, I see?

Люблю тебя.

[Chief Jim Hopper @AustereAchilles]

маленький.

говнюк.

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More vodka required to re-forget this.

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I'm going back to Russia.

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'Jimothy' Hopper.

Ohhhh, I had forgotten that pet name.

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@AustereAchilles "Ah, let me—"

Knife set down, some paper towel grabbed and the Russian squatted down to assist in the clean up as he sported a tad bit more flexibility than the Chief.

"You're such a романтик, American." Dmitri could't help but smirk.

"Snack, then bed, shall we?"

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❤️🥜🧈

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Peanut butter...what?

[EDDIE .ᐟ @METALLlCAS]

Peanut butter Oreos are better than regular Oreos though.

[— Dmitri — @ComfortRussian]

Hello, hello, baby
You called, I can't hear a thing.
I have got no service
In the club, you see, see.
Wha-wha-what did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me.
Sorry, I cannot hear you—
I'm kinda busy.

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@AustereAchilles "Sweet Mother Russia—" Dmitri jumps, and the bread goes peanut butter side down to the floor.

"...It is not wise to sneak up on a man with knife, American. Besides, I thought you were sleeping?"

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I have ingested tainted peanut butter.

The BETRAYAL I feel can NEVER be amended.

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Ah yes, my favourite cartoon about a cat and mouse is on the television!

Worker and Parasite! A classic!

[— Dmitri — @ComfortRussian]

Hello, hello, baby
You called, I can't hear a thing.
I have got no service
In the club, you see, see.
Wha-wha-what did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me.
Sorry, I cannot hear you—
I'm kinda busy.

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@LeonGuy8899 If anyone is the little spoon, it is the American. It is how nature intended!

[— Dmitri — @ComfortRussian]

Even without hair, he's still taller than me?

Unfair.

[— Dmitri — @ComfortRussian]

I am making dad jokes, so I am quite fine, yes?

How about you, Miss Jane?

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙚||. @Shesproject011]

Thank you. Anyways how are you?