Comfortably Mum

ex-Lover of Sage Derby. Hater of overnight oats. Hilarious, sick, and tired. Used to be Comfortably_Mum but forgot my password. Yeah, laugh it up....
.
she/her

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

Overnight oats make me want to do a bit of sick in my mouth.

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

@Pepatoa1 @CoffeeAndGinger I'm going to go out on a limb here, and guess that you are a man?

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

If you've ever used the term "girl/girls" to describe a group of female peers or colleagues then you are part of the problem.

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

@DawnButlerBrent Well behaved women rarely make history! Thank you for calmly stating what we have been screaming.

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

@npaa_uk I spoke at an online conference last week, and eluded to the fact that I had recently been diagnosed. I told the entire audience what neurodiversity added to my skill set, and how the Force benefit from neurodiverse thinking.

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

@nicwalowe @GOTHFALAFEL @juamei Aw thanks for thinking of me. We are not ready for more rats, the last ones broke our hearts and we're just not over it 😢

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

. @MattHancock we are not friends, certainly not on first name terms so why do you feel that it's to sign off like this?
It's a formal document!

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

Adulthood is being able to bite the carrot in a convincing reindeer gnaw pattern!

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

So, three Bublés at Christmas?

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

@StrictlyQuentin bloody brilliant!!! Just sublime 😍

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

hi guys. so @realDonaldTrump is in the white house constantly searching twitter atmo and for a laugh i’d love to manipulate the algorithm so he sees this pic of mick hucknall

pls retweet

#biden #trump #USElectionResults2020 #VoteForTrump #TrumpMeltdown #Trump2020

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

Count. Faster!

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

@MarcusRashford you have prompted me to use my privilege and order a Tesco shop for my local food bank. I'm not rich, its not spare cash, but my kids and family will be well fed this half term, so really its the least I can do. So thank you for the prompt.

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

@Palomafaith I hear you Paloma. I hope you and baby are safe and all goes well xx

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

@xchvrlie I hope you can get help and support x

[Beat @beatED]

Our Helpline advisors will be available tonight via social media dms, email and webchat tonight until 11pm.

If you are affected by the @flintoff11 #LivingWithBulimia documentary on @BBCOne please get in touch:

https://t.co/bW8gQU8A4r

#FreddieFlintoff

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

Thank you @flintoff11

Just, thank you x

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

@tatooinechick Sure!

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

I don't know about you,but I'm grateful for lockdown allowing me to grow out my over plucked eyebrows. #blessed

[Comfortably Mum @ComfortablyMum_]

Reading the Grievance Policy was not how I intended on spending my day!