Brandon Z

Trash Culture Guru @[email protected]

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Ordered my CHERRY'S JUBILEE COLLECTION!
https://t.co/Rd4GB9Lg32

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@coldhotwarm @richjohnston @bleedingcool Our mutual pal DW showed me your tweet. Here’s the story! https://t.co/21kLgBDM47

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Instead of tweeting on Twitter, does everyone yeet on #X?

This is probably my last yeet here. Find me where the skies are blue.

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@HakesAuctions If you pick anything besides the Garnage Pail Kids series 1 pack, you’re a damn fool. (Coming from someone who didn’t discover GPK until series 2)

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…while holding a burger and soda I had just bought.

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It took two people to not give me free fries on Free Fries Friday @McDonalds

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Michael Cole saying John Cena has never disrespected anyone… did he miss the whole dis rapper phase of his career? #MoneyInTheBank

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“Would you like to buy these shards of broken glass?” is essentially the experience I just had. Count your blessings, people who aren’t me.

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The inclusion of it has reaffirmed my belief that Gunn and I would absolutely be pals.

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(Tiniest spoiler) I saw #GotGVol3, and it is the perfect conclusion to my favorite Marvel movie series. @JamesGunn, cast, & crew have created this generation’s sci-fi epic… and put a much-needed spotlight on one of my all-time favorite songs. #imalwayschasingrainbows

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Holy shit, Austin WISHES it parties as hard as Nashville.

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It’s been too long since I’ve had a Jolly’s chicken sandwich and root beer.

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Judging by the billboards, the most advertised product in the South and Midwest is Jesus.

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Just had an absolute shit for brains request to play paper rock scissors for a discount. Why on earth would I? If you lose, are you going to pay extra? When I said no, he decided not to get the items he pulled while singing, whistling, and talking to himself for the last 45 mins.

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@kelly_knox @JamesGunn @DCOfficial Easily my favorite Supergirl story. I think it owes a lot to the series Moonshadow, but that’s one of my all-time favorite comics. I love Ruthye’s voice, and I think it’s going to take a lot of people by surprise. Great recommend, Kelly!

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I have a long-standing joke about how 7eleven is my favorite restaurant, mostly because of their questionable food innovations of the past. But their jalapeño cream cheese taquitos are legit delicious and I WILL fight for that belief.

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I don’t begrudge any comic creators for cashing in on #substack. But no one seems to understand that if you take the community of comic shops and their sales force out of the equation, there aren’t as many new buyers for these things.

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A fairly tasty affront on all of Creation.

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@PriscillaRose I feel a great disturbance in the Force… oh, wait. That’s just a boner. Go on.

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Playing #pokemon at https://t.co/xCL2UXdubB - and I have an important question about the game’s teachers.