TheComedyConsultant

Comedy coaching, roasts, wedding toasts, speech punch up, written monologue and stand up comedy material as well as production and screenwriting services.

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Check out #comedian #MickDiflo in the award-winning webseries based off his #standup...
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Top 10: Reasons NOT to Wear Skinny Jeans
by Steve Alleva
https://t.co/GKPgIzWg2D
#jokes #comedy #Top10 #Starbucks #GenZ #fashion

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Thanks #Twitter for not firing me! #TwitterTakeover #Elonmusk #elon #FreeSpeech

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My boss told me I needed to get ahead. I brought one in and he fired me. Talk about a double standard. #jokes #WorkFromHome #workjokes #officejokes

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My Dad started a company called Bryce and Sons which was weird because I’m an only child. #WorkJokes #jokes

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May your mixologist never lead you to see your gynecologist #ToastJokes #funnytoasts #Toastmasters

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Just cough slightly and there won’t be any competition to catch the bouquet. #CovidWedding #weddingfail #wedding

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You won't get drunk as quickly as you used to thanks to building up a tolerance in lockdown. #CovidWedding #weddingfail #wedding

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Your mask can double as a Kleenex and thong… but not at the same time. #jokes #pandemiclife #WearAMask

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Even your masked Mother-In-Law doesn’t look half bad in her own way. #WearAMask #jokes #pandemiclife

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This #Quarantine has been very productive. I've been able to add an entire 2nd chin. #QuarantineLife

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It's normal for a movie star to have a family member as a manager. It's less normal for an adult movie star. #thecomedyconsultant #Jobs #Comedy #JokeoftheDay

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Lawyers provide a medical service... liposuction for your wallet. #thecomedyconsultant #comedy #JokeoftheDay #Jobs

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Happy #StPattysDay!!!

#coronavirus #COVID19 #CoronavirusOutbreak #coronapocolypse #stayhomechallenge #jokes #StPatricksDay #thecomedyconsultant

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If you want to become the head mattress tester, you have to sleep your way to the top. #thecomedyconsultant #comedy #FunniestTweets #jokes

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Well, the good news is I finally have time to watch The Irishman #Corona #Covid_19 #CoronaOutbreak #thecomedyconsultant #jokes