Jeff Landry

My goal in life is to win The Mark Twain Prize For American Humor and to use my acceptance speech to speak out against the use of pseudonyms.

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@ovppodcast 1. Great counter to the sharpshooter attempt by Martel by grabbing the ref’s pant leg.

2. lol at Martel celebrating thinking he won the Intercontinental Championship.

3. Did HBK cut a promo earlier in the show foreshadowing his actions later in the episode?

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@MeCookieMonster @maybetennessee

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For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie.

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@lizzyflanagan

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@BravesAllie2

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@BravesAllie2 It’s always the best when they discover it on a vanity search! 😆

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Congratulations to 2028 Democratic Party presidential nominee and president elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! 🥳

[New York Post @nypost]

James Carville says AOC has no shot at Democratic nomination for president: 'She's not gonna have any chance' https://t.co/ZqiAZt7dVz

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@BravesAllie2 The turnaround between your tweet and him blocking you is a sight to behold.

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@BravesAllie2 Guilty ☺️🥰

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@BravesAllie2 Just noticed that third kissy face 😘 pic. 😳🤯

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@BravesAllie2

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@BravesAllie2

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@BravesAllie2 ☺️😘

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@lizzyflanagan

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@TheJerkster_ @Hibiki2MD Honestly it totally tracks that wrestling would rip something off from popular culture but take seven or eight years to do so because of the weird cultural lag in the wrestling bubble.

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@lizzyflanagan That kid is gonna be able to hit a hell of a northern lights suplex one day!

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@IANdrewDiceClay @NotThatTomGreen

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It’s normal for everything to have the same tint as the cover for Fugazi’s “In On The Kill Taker” album, right?

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Boston woke up to smoky skies this morning as Canadian wildfire smoke moved into New England overnight.

Expect hazy conditions and reduced air quality throughout the day.

📸: @elizabethbdrisc