Mike Vecchione

Austin, TX | Comedy Mothership | July 10-12
Morris Plains, NJ | The Dojo of Comedy | July 18
Providence, RI | Comedy Connection | July 19

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

Watch my new YouTube special, Low Income White! https://t.co/GwFYxDtnnM

[Nateland Entertainment @nateland_ent]

I miss El Chapo - @comicmikev
From Low Income White, now on YT

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

They give you a lot of responsibilities when traveling.

Providence, RI | Comedy Connection | July 19 https://t.co/BNsyf3ccLf

[Chico Mendez @ChicoMendez20]

@ComicMikeV great show tonight @dcimprov

[DC Improv @dcimprov]

Welcome back to the club @ComicMikeV! Tickets available for the Friday / Saturday late shows so GET ON IT

[JackieCav @JackCav88]

@ComicMikeV was on 🔥🔥 tonight @dcimprov and a hell of a nice guy. Got to meet him on the walk up stairs from the early show! Tried to catch him in NYC twice but it was not to be, very worth the wait! Best stand up show in 2026 for me and I've seen some heavy hitters this year!

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

Don’t be a ferris wheel accident statistic

Morris Plains, NJ | The Dojo of Comedy | July 18
https://t.co/AjNAw6B1GK

[DC Improv @dcimprov]

Weekend planner: @ComicMikeV headlines our main room (Saturday early show already sold out) and a showcase lineup performs in our lounge.

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

If you are dating your cousin this is what you have to do.

Morris Plains, NJ | The Dojo of Comedy | July 18 https://t.co/AjNAw6B1GK

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

If you’re going to call yourself the Hat Emporium you should carry all the hats.

Washington D.C. | D.C. Improv | May 29 & 30 https://t.co/8XYps2HRB1

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

Even God needs proof of insurance.

Morris Plains, NJ | The Dojo of Comedy | July 18 https://t.co/AjNAw6B1GK

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

Pentecostal Snake Handlers let the Snake decide if you are forgiven.

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

There are a million love songs but not many songs about declaring bankruptcy.

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

I don’t buy Girl Scout Cookies because I don’t want to get diabetes so you ladies can go camping.

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

If the light switch is on the outside, you can control someone’s bathroom experience completely, right down to flashing the light to let them know, it’s time to wrap up.

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

You don’t want me as your pilot.

Washington D.C. | D.C. Improv | May 29 & 30 Get tix here: https://t.co/8XYps2HRB1

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

It's raining in Syracuse is the current weather but sounds like a Counting Crows song.

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

When I was 6 and my fish died i suspected foul play. I demanded a full autopsy, but instead, my father flushed him down the toilet, which means he was either the most naive man alive or he was in on it. Then I found out the truth about Santa damaging his credibility even more.

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

Young Men: When you hit yourself in the face with a hammer, it's called Looksmaxing. When your wife does it, it's domestic abuse. Looksmaxing should end by ascending, not with your wife and her girlfriends laughing over a pinot noir.

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

I didn't know the word draconian and my friend called me dumb. Publicly humiliated, I ended the friendship. He accused me of being unnecessarily harsh. If you would have said that in the first place instead of draconian, we'd still be friends, I exclaimed.

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

My “weight loss journey” got derailed by cookies.

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

Women calm it Pilates men call it motors.

Washington D.C. | D.C. Improv | May 29 & 30 https://t.co/8XYps2HRB1