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Damn Trump is straight Lantern Flying these Venezuelan boats 🚤👀💥
#seeitkillit

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What in the Covid is going on with these drones?! The government is like 🤷🏻‍♂️

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What happened tonight you dumb British fuck #nyjets

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CANADA IS ATTACKING US!!!
#AirQuality

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I’m not a Mets fan but I even felt that shit

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What in the Varsity Blues did Miami do to Tua 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Yo did summer just ghost us?

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Client came in and used his credit card with a Star Wars Darth Vader image on it. We put it on the credit card machine to use the tap option but nothing was happening. I said the force is weak with this one. Got nothing.

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Radio Shack was the poor man’s Sharper Image

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Just learned the Mona Lisa is protected by a layer of bullet proof glass…just like my Chinese food.
Protect everything that is dear to you at all costs.

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Do what you love and you will never work a day in your life.
-a homeless person

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Any place in the world.

Absolutely no one:

Comedian: I could do a show here.

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Million dollar idea:

Whitening toilet paper.

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So #ChrisRock the host of the #Oscars was smacked on live TV in front of millions by someone in the audience (let’s be clear about that) and the #TheAcademy was like hey #WillSmith you have to leave and he was like naw and then they were like oh ok here’s an #Oscar. 🤔

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Maybe Will Smith is just a really big fan of GI Jane

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-Yoooo! I just smacked this comedian on stage!
-What!? Then what happened??
-I won an Oscar.

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I was talking to a female on Bumble and I said you ok with splitting the bill on our first date? She wrote back “not today Tinder Swindler” and unmatched me. Da fuq

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The CDC says you can’t get pregnant for two weeks after the booster shot but you can still get Covid…and also you’re a martian now 💪

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Glad they make home exercise equipment that you can slide under your bed. Thank you for thinking that I actually own a bed frame.

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I bought a Covid home test kit. Thank goodness it came with two cause I peed on the first one. Am I right ladies?!