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Wow! @Comical_Tweet has reached 50 followers! See more stats at http://t.co/ut4UPWtUPJ

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle ones for you.

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Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life.

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It's all fun and games until you lose your wifi signal.

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Teacher: "Where's your homework?" Me: "I couldn't find anyone to copy it from."

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Dear youtube, I'm here to listen to music or watch a video. If I wanted to watch commercials, I'd turn on my TV.

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Yawning Is your body's way of saying 20% battery remaining

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You're suppose to cry over cuts and stitches, not sluts and bitches.

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I'm too drunk to walk; let's drive...

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1) Hold your breath for 10 minutes. 2) Die.

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day.