JackOfDiamonds

Bisexual Switch. Bondage and Latex enthusiast. Fabricator of devious devices.

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

@DarquePath Always wondered how these were made. I assumed it was injection molding or some such.

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

@WillHartley1980 We get to hand out dictums from Mt. Leather?

People worth playing with will typically find ways to include you. Using OCD as an excuse to exclude someone, seems weak, or backhanded politeness. I smell ulterior motives.

[machineviolence @machineviolence]

Testing firepower, cycling through settings
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[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

@volvopp

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

@latexvagabond This just means she is likely hatching a plan to try and fit me into one of her catsuits.

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

@vibeswithme34 Depends on her, and her diet.

Musky. A little tart. Not really an identifiable "flavor" really.

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

@latexvagabond Okay. Thank you. I may just have to try experimenting with auto tint film. The one I have came with clear lenses.

Very nice outfit, by the way. I can't even imagine squeezing into a corset like that without looking like a mistreated cupcake.

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

Stop putting vegetables in your butts, people.

We are a technologically advanced society. Buttplugs and dildos with flared bases have never been cheaper and more widely available.

Don't be this guy.

Swallow your pride. Just buy a rubber penis.

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

@latexvagabond I just picked up one of those Israeli gas masks.

Very satisfying creepy breathy noises. 9/10 may buy another to turn into cosplay mask.

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

@latexvagabond Where does your hair go?

I'm seriously trying to figure this out.

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

If he were the son of anyone else he'd be in prison.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

This makes me laugh.

“I smoked crack and slept with prostitutes at a cheap motel. I suffered no financial consequences and my dad pardoned me to get me out of legal trouble.

Do I look like I’m part of the elite oligarch class?”

Yes. That’s exactly what it looks like.

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

The thought of turning drive through intercoms into little Kami shrines tickles my fancy.

[可愛くノ一 🇯🇵🌸 @hokkori_buzz]

I went to a American Drive-Thru for the first time.

A small box on a pole spoke to me.

No face. No body. Just a voice — calm, clear, asking what I wanted.

I froze.

In my village, only a shrine speaks without a body.
This was, without question, a road deity.

I stepped out of the car.
I knelt on the asphalt.
I pressed my palms together and waited.

The voice asked again.
I said: "I am not worthy. But if it pleases you — a Number 2."

Silence.

Then a different voice, louder, said something fast. I caught the word "ma'am."

I assumed this was an honorific.
I bowed deeper.

A car behind me honked.
I assumed this was a ritual horn, announcing the deity's presence to the street.
I honked back, in solidarity.

More horns.

This is a very loud religion, I thought.

Eventually a human leaned out of a window ahead and waved me forward.
I approached with my head low.
He handed me a paper bag.

An offering.

I accepted it with both hands and said "I am in your debt" very seriously.

He closed the window very quickly.

I drove away.
The Number 2 was excellent.
I have been back six times to pay respects.

Is this normal? What is the correct protocol for the drive-through deity? Please advise.

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

Oh how quickly the outrage over Epstein has dissipated.

Hunter Biden is Democrat flavored Epstein.

"Haha look how funny and based he is."

He's an addict. He's fucked underage girls. His family is incestuous and corrupt.

Fuck him all the way back to Rehoboth.

[Lulu Cheng Meservey @lulumeservey]

Hunter has mastered the 8 Mile defense

You can’t roast him, he’s roasted himself

There’s no ammo left, he used it all

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

@captiveprncs There's no half measures with chloroform. You get it right, or someone gets brain damage.

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

@lil_rubberboy @Pupjoi Sure. I guess.

I like this kind of stuff because it's my kind of weird. But nobody seems to make weirder stuff. Like alien masks or fetishy kind of horror type things.

Make me a drone hood that looks kinda like Giger's Alien.

I am willing to do questionable things to get it.

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

I grew up around firearms. There was one above every door in the house. I own several.

Yeah. You gotta buy guns with your own money, nobody is giving them away.

For most Americans firearms ownership is taken very seriously even though social media can make it seem frivolous.

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

Are guns found in almost every household in America?

And do people usually buy them with their own money?

In Japan, firearms are very strictly regulated.
Private ownership is mainly permitted only for licensed hunting and sport shooting.

So I’m curious:
Is owning a gun considered normal in America, or does it really depend on the family and the state?

[JackOfDiamonds @CommanderDeck]

@WillHartley1980 I was listening to music the other day and Paper Planes by M.I.A. emerged and I had a sudden wave of nostalgia.

That song is almost 20 years old.