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[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

So when the country is destroyed, the White House burnt to the ground, nothing left in America but a vast wasteland, Trump will say “I was sarcastically presiding as the Ruler of the Free World..”

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Trump Tries Again to Use Sarcasm Defense After 'Noble Prize' Tweet Flub https://t.co/PckaU9QGqj via @mediaite

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

Hey Vlad, Pull your war machine back and end this shit. You murder innocent Ukrainians every day, what makes you exempt from the same fate that you choose to inflict on others?

Putin Burns Trump With Embarrassing Details of Phone Chat https://t.co/KG4VZidZet via @thedailybeast

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

A family invited their NBA son to dinner. The whole team showed up. - Yahoo Sports https://t.co/JoIpUoaEpr

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

Reminder that all three branches of government are controlled by MAGA.

But let’s blame the Left..

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

Democrats are flirting with disaster. They have kept the government shut down for 36 days, forcing more than 50,000 TSA agents and 13,000 air traffic controllers to go without pay. Millions of Americans are already dealing with flight delays and cancellations because of the Schumer Shutdown.

@SecDuffy and Administrator @FAA_Bryan have no choice but to start curtailing air travel across the country, including at Texas’ Dallas, Houston, and Austin airports, to keep the flying public safe.

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

RIP #94

Cowboys second-year DE Marshawn Kneeland dies at 24 - ESPN https://t.co/QoK2mtHQDa

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

Did Meowy vaporize into thin air?

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

I can’t wait to see where this administration puts the new Taliban training facility..

Florida? Texas? Maybe that cool garden area in the center of the Pentagon?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

He’s going to talk to Mr. Soy Beans and Mr. Farmers.

Don’t worry.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: With soybeans, what is the plan to help farmers? Is it direct checks?

TRUMP: What happens with soybeans is uhhh, we're gonna see more and more I think opening up and part of the reason-- he's got things that he wants to discuss with me and I have things I want to discuss with him

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

Y’all best stop underestimating the ⁦@dallasmavs⁩

#MFFL

Annual NBA survey tabs Thunder to repeat, Nuggets' Jokic as MVP - ESPN https://t.co/g4IgRqSLPV

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

Surprise surprise

New Epstein Documents Include Elon Musk, Bannon, Others https://t.co/zbYV2bKS6L

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

Dammit.. next time bolt that shit into the pavement https://t.co/ShBahQRjxS

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

“You know, I’m on a government paycheck now, so I need all the supplemental $50,000 bribes I can get.” https://t.co/HVR4yUhWnQ

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

FINALLY https://t.co/D6x4RANl9C

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

Next they’ll make it a law to have his picture in every classroom next to the Ten Commandments. https://t.co/HU5vkMpqRt

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

Come on now.. let’s not act like he didn’t orchestrate a coup to overthrow a presidential election.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤔

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

They’re just willfully ignorant.

Kennedy's vaccine advisers decline to recommend COVID-19 shot for all Americans

https://t.co/1RHw4nKaUB

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

I always knew Manchin was a sleezebag

[Acyn @Acyn]

Manchin: President Trump is the person who can basically bring us together… And I'm really hoping, I believe in him, I believe he can do that…

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

Because @FoxNews has never misled their viewers..

[Acyn @Acyn]

Compagno: If we are responsible for accuracy on air and responsible as we have learned many times over in the courts for what our guests say also… there is no expectation or entitlement to employment if you are inaccurate…

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

Good.

Judge Tosses Out Donald Trump's Lawsuit Against The New York Times https://t.co/QOhFbO8bYK

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

Hello, fellow anti-fascists..can one of y’all send me our new headquarters address?

I don’t want to miss tonight’s big meeting about the upcoming Jimmy Kimmel protests. Thanks!

Trump says he’s designating Antifa as a terrorist organization | CNN Politics https://t.co/gWCqjYOK58

[Commander Keif @CommanderKeif]

So proud of our ladies!

Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone nearly breaks world record many considered unbreakable https://t.co/gwAfS9e3O7