⭐️Payton⭐️

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[⭐️Payton⭐️ @CommanderWright]

@reyynso The factor silence of the lambs ad read is a top 5 yard bit of all time

[⭐️Payton⭐️ @CommanderWright]

@slime_machine I think it's one of the coolest things you guys have done. I loved watching you guys scheme on how to get the watch guy to notice you.

[lederrick @Lederrick_]

Guess who runs “No Kings”? if your guess was an Israeli Zionist couple that works in DC you were correct

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

As an American it’s cool reading about the Cubans curing lung cancer, the Japanese building 300+ mph high speed trains & China reclaiming the literal desert, meanwhile my government jails women for abortions, hunts the homeless for sport & puts immigrants in concentration camps.

[carl. 🪸 @carlzzz__]

Greatest of all time. Zenith of the medium. Hallmark of media. Gold standard of storytelling. Apogee of creativity. Vertex of invention. Crest of ingenuity. Acme of imagination. Pinnacle of innovation. Epic of epics. Legend among legends. Peak fiction.

THE TRUE MAN'S WORLD.

[Dr. Asatar Bair @asatarbair]

holy shit best photo of the year just dropped

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The year is 2001, you are a American citizen and cannot believe the dumbest man in the world is taking you to war in the Middle East.

The year is 2026, you are a US citizen and cannot believe you were wrong; there is in fact a dumber man.

[chimera @chimeraxmachina]

"Disney adults" and millennial Harry Potter fans are class enemies of the proletariat.

[rolled daal @FINANCIALHINDOO]

ice did today what that nice family member of yours who went to iraq/afghanistan did to countless civilians every day

[💜Dani🖤 🇵🇸 @Danidoesmagic]

Rivals tournament with 40K on the line: "Were playing just for the vibe"

The top two players at a Modern Magic FNM playing for $8 of store credit and a booster pack:

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

adding ‘captain price was circumcised for medical reasons’ to the CoD wiki to see if it sticks

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

In life, the good guys lose. Most people never see things go their way. Revolutions fail and the people fighting for a better world gets stomped to death by fascist dictatorships. Tom Brady was allowed to win 7 super bowls and the 91 Bills lost by a wide right kick. But remember:

[冷凍芭蕉 @TPatbat]

Crossbreeding Carolina Reaper peppers with salvia to create a new “plant medicine” that sends you to Hell

[Onyx HQ @onyxcoins]

YOU BOMBED VENEZUELA WHEN CHINESE OFFICIALS WERE THERE?!?!? BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING HATE THIS NIGGA 😭😭😭😭

[⭐️Payton⭐️ @CommanderWright]

@mtgbanding

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

Bullying politicians is more patriotic than worshipping them

[tomie @tomieinlove]

I once dated an Iranian who told me Iranians consider puns to be highbrow and literary. If you could make a pun, women would be impressed by how sophisticated you are.

Much for America to consider.