Yeeter Parker

comrade/brrruuuuuhhhhhh../currently married to Mothman, necromancer, artist/ Tiefling/ frequent raccoon enthusiast. Author of D&D: Out of Context

[Yeeter Parker @Commander_Oli]

Gonna Stab Him In The Dick https://t.co/dvuQBbnlPo

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“They did it all for the nookie..” https://t.co/6QtAjnAXxK

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First issue! https://t.co/KI7r7eAUcW

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“Tailor Durden” https://t.co/YoyNsQULxr

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If you’re having a rough go of a day. Just know somewhere some nutsack just order “food” from Maccas because they didn’t get groceries... It’s me, I’m some nutsack.

[Yeeter Parker @Commander_Oli]

@mcbourbonnais1 Trick r Treat, The Orphanage, Poltergeist, The Shining, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, Halloween, Ragdoll, IT, Killer Klowns for Outer Space, Pumpkinhead, and Someone’s Knocking on the Front Door.

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@mcbourbonnais1 Ahoy!

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@dilfosaur Impmon had the most tragic backstory of them all.

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@Krooked_Glasses

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@ninjasexparty No matter what the answer is always “yes”.

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congratulations to danny for winning the whole stanley cup by himself

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@dilfosaur I feel this good thing I’m dead inside!

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@pinkbitchy No one better hurt this precious waffle. I will sneak into your homes and move everything slightly to the left and super glue Legos to your floors. Fuck around find out.

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@PotatomanNg @OneyNG @OneyPlays Why does @OneyNG look like the genetic offspring of mayor Adam west and the greased up deaf guy?

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Behold the daddiest of anime dad energy.

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

*eats a million dicks*
“off to a great start!”

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@ChrisPerkinsDnD Leggy bois are the best bois.

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*yeets oof*

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*sees dick*
"such a thicc boi"

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fuckin xenomorphs