Just Call Me Jake

Time's your greatest commodity. Every day is a blessing. Use your time wisely. #SOF #Vet #Gators, #Bucs #Bolts #Thailand #Travel #RIPScottyB.

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

#MondayMotivation

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

@dirtysprit305 My career taught me to be a bit more discerning.
Yes, this is Twitter.
Have a great day.

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

English is difficult...

[Rawlee @dirtysprit305]

If we score 6 points vs Pitt tomorrow I’ll cut off my foreskin

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

IT'S WORLD SERIES GAME 1

LET'S GO TAMPA BAY RAYS!!!

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

@ChristophersZen #RaysUp

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@MamaB2485 @xmikemac I wish I could say I was surprised, but no.
AbsolutelyFing NO!
Fire up the steam, Bev!

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

Now it's election season, I get "followers" like this 10+ times a day. Their pages look the same. Brunette who loves gardens, breezes, puppies, & bullshyt. Banner is pink background. Carbon copy. It's BOT-CITY! #GFYS!
"Not followed by anyone you're following." No shyt. Bot whore.

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

@ChristophersZen @jerkinjerky Not just "Tootsie Roll" but candy corn Tootsie Roll. Sounds great.

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@MamaB2485 @xmikemac Holy shyt. What nut-jobber. If this was the 80's or early 90's we would just say, "She needs to get laid."

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

@Hightop_Dave Didn't know that. Ugh.

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@brandonspikes55 IMHO. Not being ready on opening day, does not disqualify you from being ready in the season. The young man went into Austin and brought home a win. A win nobody else had in nearly 2 years. It's his job until it isn't in my book.
But hey, I'm just a fan.

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

@TheRicanMemes I know you will do something with this and I actively await it...

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

@Hightop_Dave Indeed. I don't have a problem if the man wants a cocktail or two at night. But morning/day drinking is an appetite for destruction.

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

@Hightop_Dave Hey, we're both local.
I love the guy and wish him well. If some of the reports are true, his family needs to help him.

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

@jerkinjerky Verde Spice?

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@GatorDesert Crazy.

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@ChristophersZen Going to be a lost art in the future, except among "classic" players.

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

@dirtysprit305 Used to be four, but my Korean colleagues wanted me to speak English, so I sort of lost that. Can still read it though. But losing that gave me more time for Thai. So I guess three.

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

Weirdo...

[America @america]

Democrat Nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas James Talarico: “What if we ran our world like we run a kindergarten classroom? Because at the end of the day, aren't we all just really big kindergartners?”

[Just Call Me Jake @Commando074]

@KarenKeyLargo English is difficult apparently...