The Chemical Crusader

Army CBRN Specialist. NAFO fella because fuck Russia and the Vatniks. Huge metalhead and femboy Ultrakill gamer. Politically unaffiliated. 25 yrs.

[The Chemical Crusader @CommentaryCrus2]

So, about me. As is known, I am a battery level CBRN specialist, in charge of the maintenance of all chemical defense and decontamination equipment, while also managing the chemical defense training of the battery with close interaction with battalion.

[The Chemical Crusader @CommentaryCrus2]

They don’t issue the tan fleece cap. Only the black one. I see it a lot in winter months where soldiers wear the black one, because not everyone’s gonna buy another fleece.

[Micah Ables @mableswrites]

When were black beanies ever authorized with OCPs?

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We legit do not care.
Honestly, I’d argue that it would’ve been objectively better if we stopped repopulating entirely before we got to our current era.

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@Craptain_Crunch @hayasaka_aryan

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@Craptain_Crunch @hayasaka_aryan

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@GigachudReturns @hayasaka_aryan “Hypocrite fallacy.” Dog. What have you smoked?

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@NoNamed362295 @BCSizzler @hayasaka_aryan I don’t wanna know.

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@BloodBootyy @WarpytheThird @hayasaka_aryan Missing the point, cool.

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@WarpytheThird @hayasaka_aryan Were they openly homophobic?
Also, there have been multiple.

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@cheetostainz @HS_intolerance @hayasaka_aryan He drank the stupid juice.

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@CheetoBoy6 @the_specimen04 @oswuscks @hayasaka_aryan Exactly.

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@WarpytheThird @hayasaka_aryan Look up “homophobic politician caught.”

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@oswuscks @hayasaka_aryan

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@darwintojesus This is how sensible people can tell you were never an atheist.

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@CattardSlim @pcjackie17 This is a thing in H2F. We call it the karaoke.

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@HS_intolerance @hayasaka_aryan I won’t care if they aren’t publicly homophobic.

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@HS_intolerance @hayasaka_aryan I normally don’t care. But, hypocrisy should always be called out. Doesn’t matter when or where. It’s a little thing called “accountability.”

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@HS_intolerance @hayasaka_aryan Wanna know the solution to all of that? Not being a hypocrite.