College Golf Comments

College golfers say the darnedest things.

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Player quits. Player has meeting with head coach and notes the reason for quitting as “we just got too competitive”

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Coaches everywhere….We can’t make this stuff up.

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Player: “you know how asst coach said to turn the putter around and hit the ball off the toe when it’s up against a collar? Well I didn’t listen & it cost me 3 strokes”

Next round
Player: “I listened this time & made par. He was right.”

Coach: “I promise we are trying to help”

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Coach: “27 holes in, looks like you finally found your grove.

Player: “yeah, I gave myself a serious talking to.”

Coach: “what did you say?”

Player: “told myself I needed to pull my head out of my ass and start playing golf.”

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36/18 hole college golf tournament
5 group back up on a hole
For reference: the hole in question is a 150 yard par 3

D1 college golf tournament coaches group chat: “Can we move tees up after last the group plays the first round. That will speed it up.”

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Player: there are bean sprouts on my sandwich 🤬 it’s pissing me off

Coach: okay…

Player: who the $&@# Puts bean sprouts on a mass order of turkey sandwiches for a college golf tournament?

Coach: idk, I liked them 😂

*they were in fact alfalfa sprouts 😂

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Player: you know what’s amazing?

Coach: what?

Player: I’ve hit the ball the least amount out of anyone on this golf course and I’m dying.

Coach: it takes a lot of energy to play good golf.

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On the driving range.

Player 1: Hey Kenny, we should go to the strip club later.

Player 2: Hell yeah! The first time I went was with my mom.

Rest of the people on the range: 😳🤣🤣🤣

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I feel like I am sitting back with my popcorn watching @LIVGolfInv & the @PGATOUR go through a very public divorce and the kids are fighting over which parent they want to live with.

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@GolfweekRingler Does not guarantee a better opportunity or option than the one you currently have.

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On the approach on hole 2.

Player: Oh my fucking god. This is not going well for me.

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Player: you know what’s really tiring?

Coach: what?

Player: constantly telling you you’re right

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Player…19 yr old: “I think most of my memories come from my adolescence.”

Coach: **laughing hysterically “well where else are they going come from, sure as shit not your 30’s” 😂😂

[Tommy Fleetwood @TommyFleetwood1]

Ever have one of those rounds of golf when you’re so frustrated at this stupid game for not giving you what you deserve? Then, just when you're about to lose it, you hit THE shot that makes you realise why you're so hopelessly in love with it! #themasters

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Player: “You ever get that feeling if you hit this putt right now you are going to make it. Like you can just see the line and know it’s going to go in? Can I go ahead?”
** misses the putt on two occasions after feeling this way.

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Player: I really laid an egg on my putting on the front 9.

Coach: you did what?!

Player: laid an egg, you know, I didn’t putt well

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Player: coach, are we allowed to play through a group in a college golf tournament? Because that group in front of us is SLOW.

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Player: * hits chip, comes up about 8 feet short. “Oop TOO MUCH SAUCE!”

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Player: I pared out since I’ve seen you last.

Coach: I saw you a hole and a half ago.

Player: 😂😂 well I made two pars and a nice up and down on one of them.

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Coach: start it a little left of the flag and the wind will blow it back to the right.

Player: *lands 10yds right of the flag. “Coach the wind didn’t blow it back left.”

Coach: 😳 what was your target?

Player: oh shit, you said aim left of the flag 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Coach: what holes do you want me on tomorrow?

Player: none of them 😂 I like to be by myself.

Coach: 😂😂

Player: I just get nervous.